Grack Attack

Remember kids, a pun a day keeps everyone away!

[Grack Attack @gracezimmeman]

IT ME

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[Toro @omgheytoro]

Películas donde el padre vuelve después de 20 años a una isla a encontrarse con su primogénito que no lo reconoce

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Congratulations on earning $125,000. Your reward is you now qualify for a starter home 53 minutes from work.

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Lota @wholelotame]

i loved these sand filled animal toys so much when i was little <3

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

truly insane how expensive fast food has become in recent years. I was telling someone that in high school Dunkin iced coffees used to be 99c after 1 p.m. and they didn't believe me

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[Grack Attack @gracezimmeman]

@MrItty @ratxgurl Love seeing a MASH joke in the wild

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Crockpots aren’t even difficult to wash??

It’s ONE ceramic pot with no weird crevices or anything, why the heck are you simmering food in thin plastic instead of taking 20 seconds to wash a dish?

[Drayne Gang @DrayneGang]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Don’t care

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

How it feels to be anti car dependency and support Public transit while still being a Car enthusiast

[kate♡ @unimpresst]

This stuff really bums me out. Baking is a science. Countless family recipes, cookbooks, and written processes over the last 80 YEARS are quietly altered…for why? Then we wonder why grandma’s famous butterscotch pound cake doesn’t turn out the same anymore.

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all have never heard frogs and crickets outside at night and felt your nervous system unclench itself and it shows

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

There are 1,250 working data centers in the southern United States, about 47% of all working data centers in the US.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

Only YOU can prevent forest fires, because he's dismantling the United States Forest Service

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

there's just So Much Happening right now, but this really should have been a much bigger story

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Never understood athleisure when I was younger but I have come to appreciate the way the stretchy fabric hugs you firmly like one of those Temple Grandin cow pressing machines