Gracie Evans

[mariana Z @mariana057]

BREAKING NEWS:
Sting has been kidnapped.

The Police have no lead.

[Keith Morrison @dateline_keith]

👇

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Was off-line. Did I miss anything?

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

IF I HAVE ONE MORE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE TODAY IMMA THROW UP
assuming I survive again of course

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

The problem with patriotism is that it's just too small. God invites us to love bigger than biology or nationality. The Bible does't say "For God so loved America" but it says "For God so loved the world." Our love doesn't stop at borders. No wall can hold it back. #FourthOfJuly

[kota 🇵🇸 @kotakill]

noah schnapp when the duffer brothers told him he wont be getting a new haircut

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

He's a 10 but he bankrupted a city after running for mayor when he was 18

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Raskin responds to Boebert: We’re not interested in censoring other people’s speech. We want the whole world to see how the gentlelady from Colorado speaks.. in public.. as a member of Congress. We want everyone to look at that

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

I don’t remember. I do not recall

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This MTG hearing it’s nuts.

She’s already been caught lying twice.

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

MTG has some serious memory loss issues evidently

[Jonathan Capehart @CapehartJ]

This MTG hearing is bonkers.

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

“You can’t call something something and make it something”
-this woman’s lawyer

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Overheard: Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps talking about Nancy Pelosi’s “Gazpacho” and now I want the recipe.

[Hugo Lowell @hugolowell]

New: House Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene is railing against Pelosi’s “gazpacho police” — intending to refer to the Nazi Gestapo, itself a nonsense comparison, but instead referring to a cold tomato soup.

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

@isaacth29729624 @ajdontplayy Of course not, you’re Isaac

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

Sad

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

@ajdontplayy You’re psychic

[Gracie Evans @gracieeeevans]

@ajdontplayy What would make you think that?