Toraya

Student,OAU

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“Can I call you to cry?”

Why, your heaven baby number no go?

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I can't choose between two options, so i ask someone to choose for me, and they pick the one I didn't want

[Chiké @Officialchike]

Happy Birthday to my first! 🌹📀🎶❤️
#6YearsOfBooOfTheBooless

[Martins Rashford @heisMartinsutd]

I need my power bank
🥷🏽: "How many percent is your phone?"

[Chukwu Adaeze Victoria @ChukwuAdaeze]

Gave birth to a child that doesn't shout the cultural "ye!!!" when he hits his leg somewhere. He shouts "yikes".

Let's end the year today. 😭😭😭

[𝕄𝕁⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Completing school and getting to practice exactly what you studied afterward is an underrated blessing

[alonzo arnold @imalonzobitch]

Heaven sent- Keyshia Cole
Black ppl: play SENT FROM HEAVEN by Keyshia Cole

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece

[Mbogo ya Nduĩki @WambuguWanjohi]

Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to.

[🛸 @tufthug]

waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep

[Jola @Jollz]

Nobody:

Me: “o like spicy indomie”

[Juliana Nwazodoni @JNwazodoni]

Followed closely by "Since when that one start?"

[Nkulunkulu @Nkulunkulu_God]

"Step outside. I want to sweep"

Me:

[Enomfon @mydearenomfon]

You’ve seen that I’m clearly trying to get a tricycle to go home at this time of the night, and you’re following me to say, “I’m Emmanuel by name”, are you supposed to be Emmanuel by tribe?

By this time of the night wey you see say person wan go house? Some of you men.

[Toraya @graciousubi]

@Damilareyyy___ Fine people🥰

[Floyd Canweather @ogunmekpon]

Una go watch the Resident for TV, enter hospital de expect make we de run up and down. You see Conrad Hawkings for UCH?

[Thah MaZikode @MazikodeThah]

Me trying to leave things unsaid:

[Wuraa @Wuraunfiltered]

"i like my girls natural, i don't like my babe on nails and lashes"
oya na my blood, if que no
later sera we go palash, you fit
dey blaze ahead, we go reconnect later when the coast align

[She's that pen genius @Call_me_Alicee]

When they bring out this wrapper from their iron box, You know it's about to be a banger at the occasion!
Then the smell of Camphor that comes with it,,,,, Super nice.

You just know that madam stainless is not here to play.