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Indeed I live in the dark ages!/A guileless word is an absurdity./A smooth forehead betokens/A hard heart. He who laughs/Has not yet heard/The terrible tidings.

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FBI like

[Sam Karlin @samkarlin]

.@EntergyNOLA claimed that its repairs to a French Quarter substation were delayed by lineman being "menaced" by someone threatening to shoot them.

Turns out, it was a phone call.

https://t.co/IeWu00ul5E

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

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To the tune of the Mortal Kombat film theme song: 🎶 MICHAEL CLAYTONNN 🎶

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I’ve got a great idea… Just rename this app to ‘HATE’

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@karolineleavitt She looks like if heaven had grim reaper

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@csaurageul They shoulda hit you harder.

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@mehdirhasan @peterdaou We’d have a female Secretary of Defense prosecuting operation Epstein Fury instead of the chud Secretary of War, that’s the difference.

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@PoltFan69 Retard

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Say what you want about Donald Rumsfeld, and he had the brain of a fucking lizard, but he never got so blinded drunk at a strip club he tried to get on stage with the dancers.

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@JoyceCarolOates It was what Obama did not do that led us to Trump, not his identity or the American original sin.

[HOMINTERN MAGAZINE (RIP) @HOMINTERNAGENDA]

imagine your death in 2030. executed in a strip mall by teen maoists? thats the good end. bad end is when you're skinned alive in a wegmans by five supersoldiers escaped from a CIA facility designed to combine the most useful aspects of kpop stans and soundcloud rapist merch guys

[Russell @ATLCWorker]

RIP Alex Pretti AFGE Local 3669
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[Varn Vlog / hyperreality isn’t Disneyland Anymore @varnvlog]

I got nothing: Mala tempora currunt, sed peiora parantur

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@latent_signal @Zynyattaa @usr_bin_roygbiv @Sturgeons_Law To be fair he actually got here through fraud and cooperation with the security state.

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@usr_bin_roygbiv @Sturgeons_Law But the rich have no problem using that speculative asset as collateral for the loans they live off. Either it has value and should be taxed or it doesn’t, seems like the market will sort it out. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Greg Hilburn @GregHilburn1]

LSU Coach Brian Kelly’s firing bonus ($54M buyout) would be 16 times the current Louisiana Lottery jackpot. It would replace November food stamp SNAP benefits for more than 250,000 Louisianans facing food insecurity at Thanksgiving #lagov #lalege #SNAP #shutdown #Thanksgiving

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

NEW | Instagram has removed the verified account of Gaza slain journalist Saleh al-Jafarawi, who had 4.5 million followers.

Archived snapshots of his page on the Wayback Machine, the largest public internet archive, also appear to have been wiped or disabled, raising concerns about digital erasure of Palestinian documentation.

Al-Jafarawi, known for his frontline reporting on the Gaza genocide, had previously faced repeated censorship. He was killed yesterday by an armed group collaborating with Israel.

Observers warn that these developments may signal “a new phase in efforts to erase evidence of Israeli war crimes from the internet.”

[Eoin Higgins @EoinHiggins_]

This is ofc a far greater attack on free speech than Kimmel going off the air

https://t.co/NANjYCno8T

[The Lens @TheLensNOLA]

#TheLensNola🔍 A permanent fix is still on the way for corrosion found in the massive lakefront pumps – and there’s likely more corrosion on the underground steel supporting certain floodwalls...

✍️ Delaney Nolan

Full Story 🔗: https://t.co/OLD9J7AWJ4