Grady

[Grady @GradyOliver18]

‘The queue for blackbirds is too big, we’ll have to go popworld’

[Nate @NateGuildea]

Konate watching his new right back start higher up than Salah

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[luke @PalmerWould]

She’s trying to join Crystal Palace

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

Kyle Walker’s Christmas schedule

[Ben @CriminalCosta]

The Amorim new manager bounce

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

We traumatized them so much their tables don’t even have corners anymore 😭

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Alexis Sanchez reppin’ The Arsenal during a kickaround in his native Chile. ❤️

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Ivan Toney to Yan Sommer on the run up to his penalty

[Stat Crimes Arsenal @StatCrimesX]

Alexis Sanchez is the best player of the Emirates era by a mile

[JEL @justJelAFC]

Game. Week. FOUR 🤣

[Sai Descoteaux @knickthoughts]

Bro threw up the Randy Orton dhrjfjejfjsjfjsjdjsjrjssjjsjd

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

This is hilarious 😂😂

[adam シ🫀 @adzz_s]

he was actually a madman 😭