Graeme

Could be better tbh | he/him | 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 | #blacklivesmatter

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Oh you don’t want to pay $8 for verification? Well I didn’t want to pay $44,000,000,000 for this fucking website but here we are

[Paddington Bear Updates (no affiliation) @fakepaddington]

paddington bear is going to attack elon musk physically

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

musk is a fugly last name

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Elon Musk is making a great case for why we should tax the hell out of billionaires.

[Cordelia The Fool @WanderingChord]

The fun thing about posting mean jokes about Elon Musk on Twitter is you know there's a startlingly huge chance he is actually going to read it and it will hurt his feelings.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Guess what??

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

BREAKING: Doug Ford fucked around, found out

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

going from “free speech king” to “we need to tighten the rules” because people started making parody accounts of you is the real comedy

[Gil McGowan @gilmcgowan]

Premier Smith’s Saturday:

Morning: Pledge to prohibit any & all Covid protections for kids in schools.

Afternoon: Hide from reporters asking for proof about baseless assertion that masks don’t reduce transmission.

Evening: Post meme to suggest she actually cares about kids.

[Jackie Cox @JackieCoxNYC]

Saying this because it needs to be said: Anti-Semitism is disgusting and I stand with and support Jewish people. Period.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

This is FierceTina boots.

[Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98]

Found my halloween costume

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Imagine being gator

Just insane violence then float down the river

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

👁️👄👁️

[Philip Sim @BBCPhilipSim]

On current pace, King Charles could surpass his mother’s record of 15 prime ministers before the end of 2024

[Joanna Taylor @JoannaRTaylor]

Who was Prime Minister when King Charles III ascended to the throne is going to be a really hard pub quiz question in about 20 years