Graham McMaster

2nd Line IT Support Engineer

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@fesshole Usually the horn beeping is because it hasn’t fully locked as either a door is open or a sensor is bust

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk What a load of shit.

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@GlasnostGone @BBCNews Oh my goodness, they have legs! Someone call the press! Oh wait…

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@BritishGas Done.

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@BritishGas what gives?!

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@BritishGas Yes me and numerous other people according to a quick Google search are unable to get any usage data off of the app, it just comes up with the above error. Not what I expected from you guys.

https://t.co/FnLKELe7K9

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

Won’t be for long as they’ve been banned since October.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

One of my local takeaways has switched to more sustainable containers, so I now prefer the one that still uses plastic containers. This is because we re-use them a lot for leftovers, frozen food, school lunches, drawer tidies, etc. Can't work out if this is good or bad.

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@SkyNews They fell for a common scam, sucks to be them

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@StuartHarker1 *awaits letter of excommunication*

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@EndWokeness Play stupid games…

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@dorsetpolice Most days.

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@dorsetpolice Is that you Jesus?

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@amansharmadb @insultsrare No.

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@EJPockets @BBCNews No.

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@Tesco what the actual hell?! 6pm and there’s only 2 manned tills open at Poole Fleets Corner, think I’ll go to Lidl next time

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@SocialistHB Handle end of a spoon or pointy end of a butter knife under the lip of the lid until you hear a pop

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@BBCNews Former PM meets former US President? How exciting 🙄

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@BritishGasHelp trying to get help for a faulty electric prepay meter but having very little help from your support team, this has been going on days now and I am away for the weekend, and they won’t let me book an engineer for Tuesday when I am back?!

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

Thanks NW - is this liable to change? What’s the best way to check

[SWR Help @SW_Help]

@Graham_M Hello Graham, this service is currently booked to run as scheduled. ^NW

[Graham McMaster @Graham_M]

@SW_Help I’m sure on the 12:07 on Friday 12th from poole to Clapham, is this service likely to be running as normal?