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the Macarena, I'm polarizing, but fun at weddings. He/him.

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@thatonemaddy this made my day, thank you

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remote work is just being in a long distance relationship with your job

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there is no good quantity of ants in the aperol

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@mattisadev @OnDeck ok I bought one too now

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@mattisadev @OnDeck 💯

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@mattisadev @OnDeck they're gone

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@emilynussbaum thank you ♥️ I came to your twitter precisely for this, after listening to your interview with @AdeemTheArtist on a run this weekend, and subsequently sobbing through the video to Books and Records at work

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growth: just a series of increasingly scary rooms to risk looking dumb in

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@SteveIsSad I also love that you can see my pile of matching purple shit on the couch

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@SteveIsSad I hate everything about this picture and especially that it is on twitter but don’t take it down because I loved every moment of this snork

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@megan_gamble perhaps no less impressive superpower is actually flexibility around correct amount of pasta for self?

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@megan_gamble @nicmartinezva @ClaudiaAHndz ok now show me the best bagel you can get within four blocks of forest park

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@benj___i battle hern

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@StephDoesMath @MrEAnders gack

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@ryangrim @mtsw https://t.co/gdkKvizA8z

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@MrEAnders wait until you see the edit they did to that paragraph

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@prolepeach @thekateblack also

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@MrEAnders wait until you see the edit they did to that paragraph

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@purplechrain @Esqueer_ https://t.co/gdkKvizA8z

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@MrEAnders wait until you see the edit they did to that paragraph

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@Esqueer_ oh and @nytimes edited that paragraph since your screenshot too

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@MrEAnders wait until you see the edit they did to that paragraph

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@MrEAnders @nytimes why

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@MrEAnders wait until you see the edit they did to that paragraph