Coach Crime

Mom was an import, dad was a 40

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

Do not ever put my beautiful great lakes over there ever again. This disgusts me

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

idk how i feel about tik tok getting banned but if this means i never have to read stupid shit like “s*x” or “unalived” again i’ll ignore the bigger picture

[Denver Broncos @Broncos]

WE'RE IN.

But we're not done yet.

#EasyToCelebrate

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

ILLINOIS WINS THE CHEEZ IT CITRUS BOWL

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

i’m just saying illinois beat michigan who beat bama and ohio state

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

@EagleZeroX @Natnl_Disgrace @thechosenberg no IQ test “counts” lmao

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

REST IN PEACE CINNAMON ROLL

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Call me Todd Helton the way this Coors Effects me

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

put illinois in the playoff fuck it

[🎃✨America Is Musty✨🎃 @DragonflyJonez]

Shit is gonna be hilarious when they conclude their investigation and find there was no number juicing. Nope the whole world danced 1 billion times to you getting your ass beat on that track. They was jamming too

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

@JeetN25 @sunflowertaters i’m not sure the filmmakers even read the book

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

@CooperZurad bad steel kills people

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Did the youth ALL turn out for Trump or did a lot of young people just not show up, because the numbers show that millions of people simply didn’t show up

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

The excitement of Biden stepping down and Kamala getting the nomination was all about the feeling that this was something new and that things could change. The Harris campaign in the months between then and the election seemed determined to beat back that premise.

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

that’s Dean in the corner
that’s Dean in the spotlight
Ruling on collisions

[1994 Wingate Drive @RyanDay2Heaven]

Your holiness they just lost to the Bryce Young led Panthers

[Coach Crime @grahamshabam]

i can’t believe i started believing in the goddamn illini