skelms

[skelms @skelmss]

@emmii_67 Phone in her pocket

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

the cdc announced that you can now lose a guy in just 5 days

[skelms @skelmss]

& it’s the best flavor ever

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

crazy that we all got on board with “blue raspberry” as a flavor and concept

[they call me callie 🦖 @chickennnnugget]

cows

[- @internetkendra]

Man what the FUCK are poets talking about

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[James @CaucasianJames]

got an offer to be on snl but declined because i’m typically busy on saturday nights making memories with friends

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Breaking: Donald Trump Orders for Every Member of the Hype House to be Publicly Executed Following National "Tik Tok Ban"

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

[skelms @skelmss]

@shvannee He’s literally so fucking stupid. He has negative brain cells

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

[haley kathryn stout @HaleyyStout]

me flirting: let’s take a shot

[M1NE™ @_M1NE__]

I miss the days when if you couldn't rap, you didn't

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed