Craig Gaspian

Something about me

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So I can stop paying, but get to keep staying at the Hotel California?! Check. Me. Out. #neverleave

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20min to showtime, 60ppl in line #DCM21

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Uh oh. Just had my first 3-second nap of the fest. And I’ve only been up for 17hrs. #DCM21

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First one here! #DCM21

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Got to LA early, almost slept through my stop, must’ve snored up a storm. On fancy Metro train to North Hollywood now. Forgot my phone charger at home, hoping to find a cheap one soon and a place to plug it in. If you don’t hear from me I’ve gone involuntarily screen-free

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Megabus left SF right on time. #DCM21, here I come. First event is 2pm at Inner Sanctum. Downloaded Twitter again to report my experience. Fingers crossed for sleep until our 7am LA arrival. Postal Service in my ears just now: “Don’t wake me, I plan on sleeping in”

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@portmanteauwar Good morning Twitter! What’s the same joke we are all going to make today?

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Something that’s untrue #fb

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Something about Stephen Hawking #fb

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Something about the Super Bowl #fb

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A beard is a disguise you take off to wear

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Breathe in the sweet earthiness of your decomposing memories; listen to a bird sing songs of your heart; pet a squirrel #thewoodwithin

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Two fallen trunks become a railway for the imagination #thewoodwithin

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The leaf that matches nothing around it matches everything around it #thewoodwithin

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Something about numbers #fb

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Experts, experts, every where, nor any thought to think

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Lamps next to beds are SO CONVENIENT!

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Something about the eclipse #fb

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Zoo admission: it's what separates us from the apes #fb

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Ohhh... *that's* how you do it... you just *do* it.