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But but he looks like the asparagus from veggie tales

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To engage in the lesser of two evils is to the become part of and support a system that you acknowledge as morally and ethically absurd

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I've seen three different kids spill their mcdonalds today. #disappointeddads #morosemothers

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Facing the question of whether to head to a show with some bluegrass guys in the alley or go home I ask: what would McGrane do? Always good

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Everyone should lie to their uber driver, it's not only good acting practice but it's good ol fashion fun

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If @SenSanders keeps fighting for votes he forces the hilbill cohort to choose him as running mate genius sir tru genius

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"LeBron James held scoreless in first quarter"

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A cold shower and an egg mcmuffin do humble work on a sad heart and a gnarly hangover. Thanks @McDonalds and @DenverWater.

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@drewcareycmich do all clevelands rock or just the Ohio one?

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One good thing about kids who go to oberlin is that their opinion is always more educated than yours so at least you learn something new :)

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Oberlin is like Colorado college except everybody dresses in taffida and yells at themselves in the mirror in the morning

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Cleveland is awesome! But there are also kids in Cleveland who go to oberlin and that is not awesome at all. That sucks.

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Okay, think drake meets drunk Steve bushemi

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Sometimes it feels like Cleveland is full of Dannys Rickys Tonys tommys timmys and chads

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I think the least funny thing u can do is post an unfunny conversation u had on Facebook tht u thnk is a funny conversation

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"Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs"

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Happy birthday, @ChanningTatum! You're as charming as you are Channing.

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When graduation is coming and the Jaws theme song is playing on repeat

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It's caliii maaan it's close to humble ey?