Marlon

I’ll call you when I figure it out

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[Marlon @gram23k]

@BleacherReport @FOXSoccer Wtf is that call by the announcers???

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

This is a much more convincing account of Platner’s tattoo than “I didn’t know.” Guess when you’re going for power, “I think we’re the bad guys” doesn’t sound quite as cool as it does when you’re cheating on your fiancée with the cute leftist you lied to for sex

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Spurs ceiling: best basketball team ever assembled.

Spurs floor: 5 retards playing basketball.

[Marlon @gram23k]

@BradenTheBlerd @ettingermentum Oh my god

[Marlon @gram23k]

@cafreiman Nope because the retards that run this state are working their tails off to ban Waymo’s because they want to protect gig workers. Shoot me please

[Marlon @gram23k]

@bambii_cals What the fuck are you guys buying???

[LUKA @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[Marlon @gram23k]

@thefightbubble He’s a coke head who’s abandoned his daughter, don’t listen to his nonsense

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

If Trump wants to win us back, putting Hasan Piker in prison forever would be a good start.

[Marlon @gram23k]

@GoodVibePolitik I think you might be the dumbest poster on this app

[Marlon @gram23k]

@zombiemanjay WE will be turning this shit off the minute the Diaz fight is over

[Marlon @gram23k]

@bokamotoESPN @aaronbronsteter We he ain’t champ anymore so he doesn’t get to call the shots. Back of the line Chen Chen!

[Marlon @gram23k]

@PSchrags @BillSimmons Wasn’t he basically making a lighthearted comparison to the Poole situation since he went to Michigan?

[Trevor Levin @trevposts]

In the Clavicular era, we have to start the jokes with "never ask a man his weight, a woman her salary..."

[Marlon @gram23k]

@biid4mvp I know what you’ll never see though

[Marlon @gram23k]

@hamdaniagung @InfanteriaComun Good thing deserve doesn’t matter when we’re the ones with the guns

[Marlon @gram23k]

@DCTalks1009 @xwanyex You either don’t have good reading comprehension or you’re being intentionally obtuse, of course he’s not saying literally nobody considers this part of getting old, but that it is a concept that most people do not put much thought to until it hits them in the face

[Marlon @gram23k]

@DCTalks1009 @xwanyex Stick to comic books bud

[Marlon @gram23k]

@atlanticesque Ok but that’s kind of a boss way to respond to being told by your landlord that you can’t smoke inside