Grammac89

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[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@wildtiktokss Her: I'm pregnant
Him: Hi pregnant, I'm dad.
Her: No you're not...

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@JamesGHBray @fesshole You can also use x2 20ps if you are in a pinch. I keep an old pound coin in the car. Still works and since I can't spend it, it's always there

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@PicturesFoIder Got yursel ta fook

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@Ryanair 1) £55 per pax is a ludicrous price.
2) You're right though. They should have to pay. Just like the rest of us would have

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@tattooeddemon1 @fesshole Very true! However, I bet you that I will have spent more in the long run as I desperately trying to keep this hunk of shit on the road for as long as possible.. Because I'm foolish and have attachment issues 😂🫠

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

The only essential oil I trust is WD-40.

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@fesshole Blue (bl = bottom left) Brown (br = bottom right) the one you have left only has one place to go. But if you want to get fancy, it's got green on it like the earth does... Oh, this is relevant to the UK

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@Write_the_Write @fesshole Bingo! We have house ladies and gentlemen!

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@fesshole You sound like my kinda woman!! .. Only joking, you were probably just a little slutty back in the day. Don't feel bad though, most were

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@fesshole If I genuinely can not do a job myself, I'd never have the audacity to tell a professional how to do thier job. I'd simply tell them what I hoped for and accept almost any compromise they come back with

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@engineers_feed Just say you paid for the seat... Maybe you always sit in seat 17B

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@engineers_feed Math

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@Badbadman2000 @anon_opin No way.. This makes a lot of sense actually so I appreciate you saying. I MIGHT actually recarpet my stairs after all.

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@fesshole Blue bin day = recycling. Yey! I helped save the planet!
Green bin day = refuse. Thank fuck that rotting chicken carcass is gone and the sneeky glass jars didn't get found.

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@OTerrifying Feed it dreamies and hope it's more affectionate than my cat is...

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@ianhm69 Long may it continue

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@Gr3ant @fesshole I know, right! After a while of reading fesses, I start to wonder if my marriage is fucked up because we seem to be getting on fine.. (assuming I put the bin out and remember to hang up that load of washing she ask me about at the very last minute before she left the house) 😁

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@fesshole It's the natural order of the shave. Full beard, Goatee, Handlebars, Tom Selleck, Nazi. Hopefully afterword you have enough left for mutton chops and if you are feeling really whimsical, you can start with the monkey tail...

[Grammac89 @grammac89]

@anon_opin Disagree. Although, I feel like some sort of cap should be implemented. Eg,you can rent a mortgaged property but only for say, 10% above the repayment costs. This allows the property to be paid off and capital left over for maintenance and repairs. Profit only after its payed for