jobles

idk why i’m here or what i’m doing, but there’s a reason

25, she/her, slc musician (JOVIE)

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE THIS SO BAD LIKE WOAH😭😭😭

[jobles @grandpaanus]

i was talking to my coworker the other day and he said “you know, i think we should have a ‘not yet’ jail. like, a ‘you haven’t don’t anything but there are too many signs’ jail.”

[Trevor Official @TrevorOfficialR]

What the fuck

[MarikoRawralton @MarikoRawralton]

@PowerKnight109 bro was just sharing his favorite song

[jobles @grandpaanus]

an ode to 2020

[۟ @RRVIOLII]

I DONT THINK THATS HOW THAT WORKS?????

[jobles @grandpaanus]

i’m a disney adult (yes it’s sexual thanks for asking)

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@Lil_Viathan yes (three years later)

[jobles @grandpaanus]

but what if water was sticky

[jobles @grandpaanus]

the other day i went to go visit a client in the hospital and a nurse introduced herself as tiggany and my knee jerk reaction was “fuckin pardon??” sorry tiggany

[jobles @grandpaanus]

utahns can’t pronounce syllables until it’s a slur

[jobles @grandpaanus]

“omg i just got diagnosed with adhd (which is basically autism!) and the doctor prescribed me adderall (which is basically meth!)” -someone unfamiliar with both autism and meth

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@gabby_land33 (over a year later, pls have mercy)

[jobles @grandpaanus]

hey so cars actually should not be bulletproof

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@gabby_land33 that’s everything i want in a car <3

[Shy @ohshysse]

Twitter is the place you go to read a think piece by a blue check who experienced a minor inconvenience

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@HomeWhoThatIs @SatiricalCookie god forbid a traumatized character is traumatized

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@mrbvdon @AndreiSakharo11 @SatiricalCookie are you okay in the head

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@B33fSpr3m3 @rodrigocortezma @SatiricalCookie i wish only the very worst for you. weirdo

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@WeirdAlSassoon @Psykage @rodrigocortezma @SatiricalCookie chud

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@Muaddib_G @Psykage @rodrigocortezma @SatiricalCookie this gets glossed over way too much!!!

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@thevilem @Psykage @rodrigocortezma @SatiricalCookie tbh it was not an affair. she was doing everything she could to get walt away from their kids to keep them safe. he knew damn well she wanted nothing to do with his stupid ass

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@ellienotnora name ideas are welcome

[jobles @grandpaanus]

i have a big cool surprise for yall

[jobles @grandpaanus]

@ellienotnora coming this weekend 👀