Shy

full of whimsy and existential dread

[Shy @ohshysse]

A lot of you would benefit from 20mg of Lexapro and grippy socks

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

@theadammcintyre He blocked me 💀

[Shy @ohshysse]

Twitter is the place you go to read a think piece by a blue check who experienced a minor inconvenience

[Shy @ohshysse]

@grandpaanus So about that 😭

[the hat man @1000dollarcrab]

sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

arachnophobia is so lame bro

just let spiders get married

[Jack @GayLaVie]

We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)

[Shy @ohshysse]

Where were you when 4 happened 🫪

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

4

[Shy @ohshysse]

@J4ck3LSyN @Noi_Dayo Japan doesn’t care about what you believe to be your 1st amendment right. You selfishly put multiple countries on high alert “for teh lulz”. You’re not protected from the very real world consequences of your ignorance. Grow up.

[Ben is NOT "jamin" @BenjaminMuses]

Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

I, for one, consider 4 a perfectly fine integer between 1 and 39402006196394479212279040100143613805079739270465446667946905279627659399113263569398956308152294913554433653942642

[Rose 🥀 @roseknowsxx]

Black babies deserve to grow old

Palestinian babies deserve to grow old

[Battle Programmer Yuu @netspooky]

4 son, or php daughter?

[Joel Grus 🤠 @joelgrus]

she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number

[T w I t t e r @darthramious]

Most people in France can't afford housing.

They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast.

They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.

[WearThePeace @WearThePeaceCo]

Today, NFL star Azeez Al-Shaair honored Maryam Ghanem, a little girl from Gaza who was rescued from her burning house after watching both her parents burn to death following an Israeli airstrike.

This marks five weeks of Azeez honoring Palestinian children. This marks five weeks of fines from the NFL. This marks five weeks of Azeez not caring about the fines.

He has said that a human life is “priceless” compared to any financial penalty.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The shooter was killed within minutes of the first emergency call. 4 people were already dead. I need people to understand that a fast response and a preventable tragedy are not the same thing.