Boofy

A real stupid ass bitch

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

nightdive studios are remastering jean baudrillards classic "the gulf war did not take place", with a new campaign by machinegames and cut content in which the gulf war takes place

[Andrea Mitchell @mitchellreports]

Senior U.S official denies reports Iran has bee

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Andrew Miller 🏴‍☠️ @alestate2020]

Incredible thinks happening over at Facebook

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Cute. Try this on for size: “Dracula’s outside and he is gonna fuck your butt.”

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Embarrassing moment on Argentine TV: hosts of a UFO show accidentally contacted a urologist and asked him for expert analysis

Live on air, they asked the doctor where he studied and how he knew so much about aliens.

“I’m a urologist, not a ufologist. It sounds similar, but it’s not the same,” the man replied.

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

this is what lies inside the id of the american mind

[morbidly obeast @STRONG_PlSS]

I appreciate this Far Side cartoon presently a lot more than I did as a child

[Kiyy 🌞 @KiyyDumb]

Nigga beatin off on black ops 1

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

Somehow, this failed to swing the election for Orban

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

We ain’t never use that word in the trenches what’s that?

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

they should make being alive fun

[Yunis @nomorehemloc]

“Some browsers autocomplete your writing by predicting via the first letter you type, what is the ruling?”

Salafi sheikh: This is a lying thing, and it stems from clairvoyance and soothsaying, it is forbidden.

Turn off your autocomplete O Salafi.