Finn

(ding dong, pocket full of teeth)

[Finn @grannysatan]

if people wanted to pay me to beta read and edit their writing (essays, creative writing, whatever) that'd be dandy

[ㄗastor Ⲧupirani ꝇnsider @fachopxt]

Psicólogos em 1980 quando você dizia pra eles que estava triste:

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

I’m assembling a team

[turbomander @turbomander]

*exhaling into a bubble wand like its a cigarette* ...fuck it. you guys wanna play pretend or something

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“You’re a fraud Helen. You’re a walking lie, and I can see right through you”
Their diva off was one for the books, truly iconic

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

happy pride 💋

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

WHY USE CHATGPT. IF I WANTED BAD INFORMATION I WOULD ASK MY CROWD OF SCHEMING ADVISORS

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yes, a cashier at Walmart, a delivery driver at Amazon, or a waiter at KFC, should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That is exactly what jobs are for.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Gaming as an adult:
-Think about gaming all day
-Get home
-Too tired to game
-Try again tomorrow 🥲

[swissycheese | pachiweaver🍉 @swisssycheese]

in light of recent events

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Mr. Jeremy Turner 🇺🇲☝️ @MrJeremyTurner]

It's just refreshing these days to see an actor actually embracing his role and the fanbase. I hope the movie does well.

[R O G U E @absorbsation]

Throw bricks at transphobic people 💚

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will