Digitally Remastered

[Digitally Remastered @grannyscigs]

Lol

[jay @kendallhosseini]

kendall roy would tweet this on a tuesday afternoon

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Limiting replies is such a wormy thing for an elected official to do. I only do it because I don’t want joke punch-ups, not because people will remind me that I was implicit in mob violence & 5 deaths earlier in the week

@marcorubio

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

You don’t have to see everything in absolutes, especially not art!

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

"overnight oats" "gig economy" "tiny home" you are a peasant who eats gruel

[Digitally Remastered @grannyscigs]

I should delete this account but I’m having a hard time letting go of what once was

[Puds @havingalaugh]

[browsing azealia banks' tweets] that's a very funny and insightul critique of a contemporary popstar... that too... mmm... actually no i don't think that race of people are descended from rats

[Digitally Remastered @grannyscigs]

@TIERANIBRYAN I love my doctor who is from the year 1910

[coffee @eventualforever]

if you put Daniel Radcliffe in the Aaron Taylor-Johnson role in Nosferatu that movie is instantly a half star better

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Bound to happen irl sigh

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

14 years ago, the #RHOBH aired one of the most iconic reality TV episodes of all time:

The Dinner Party From Hell!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

His face when he snap it

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

[helen holmes @helenbholmes]

vanderpump rules is one of the greatest shows of all time like up there with the sopranos and mad men. i truly believe that… the end of an era

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

In honor of Vanderpump Rules officially ending, let us remember the most beautifully chaotic minute in television history

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Tucking my arm in my shirt out of solidarity with my friend who lost his arm

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

Woman opposite me is T9 texting on a flip phone at the speed of sound. To see a traditional skill, a near-lost art like that demonstrated with such virtuoso takes the breath away.