dervis Carmichael

the light in me is trying to smash

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Commenting "AI" under people's wedding and baby pictures

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

A real chicken/egg situation

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

@Delicious_Tacos No wonder I identify so strongly with your writing

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

@FoxfordComics @ShitpostGate

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Loving this rap beef. I’ve always wanted to hear my favorite rappers call each other pedophiles.
White people had our moment with Jeffrey Epstein but its like pro sports, way better when black people do it.

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Platonic Relationship: we're just friends
Socratic Relationship: I ask obnoxious questions until you poison me

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Happy black history month

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

I didn't know there was a difference between melanin and melatonin

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Is that why my girlfriend is so sleepy after she has sex with a black guy?

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Rizz Mohammad

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Theres gonna be so many kids named Rizz

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

A frank and nuanced discussion on race and natural health products

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

@Rockybalbonga1 @FairyCadet5 The true wealth of our nation

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Riverboat Brawl Day > Juneteenth

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Toppenheimer: now I am become daddy, destroyer of twinks

[extremely ill man in sewer drain @sludge_worm]

Viral post: Owning a clock as a man lowkey gay to me, fuck you need to know the time for? Got a boy coming over?

(Photoshopping my uncles face onto Kate Uptons body): Damn... He bad as hell!

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

Italian men and Jewish men are very different but Italian women and Jewish women are basically the same

[dervis Carmichael @granolacore]

Straight boyfriends of bisexual women threw the first brick at stonewall