If you battle with your kids over screen time then pop them on an @EastMidRailway train. The carriages are impenetrable to phone signals and the WiFi runs off a hotspot on the drivers phone 😐
@OFLoakfurniture please pass on my thanks to the member of your team who sped past myself and two other cyclists blasting his horn yesterday on a narrow road above Malham. He was obviously congratulating us on getting to the top of a big hill and it really helped us on our way...
There’s no need to find your way back to your tent (you’re at home) and there’s no late-night dance stage playing bangers until 3am, so what better time to use that £5 you would’ve spent on a half pint of weak beer & support #FrontLineHeroes at https://t.co/V1nOBNxWco!
Go now to https://t.co/oDaRyimcKo to enter the @NHSFest Music Raffle to benefit frontline NHS staff. The raffle is running from now 1800 GMT on 14th Apr until 1800 GMT 17th Apr and includes rare and collectable items from @chembros and many others. ❤️🩺👨⚕️👩⚕️🙏❤️
Based on the apparent success of the Tory government’s current approach, all of my future proposals to Clients will be devoid of any detail and just say “let’s get the project done”
If it all goes wrong, I’ll be in the fridge.
#letthegoodtimesroll