Grant Caley

Chief Technologist @ NetApp UK & Ireland (Tweets are my own thoughts, E&OE)

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@Smarter_AM are you still selling your kettles? They’ve been out of stock since before Christmas, worried you might be heading out of business!

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@techstringy Me too. At least the weather held, todays been wet!

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@MichaelCade1 Congrats Michael

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@stevedupe Good luck with your future Steve! We’ll miss your analysis.

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@vmiss33 Mind you, you are stuffed if they encrypt your encrypted backups anyway. Airgapped immutable backups help too

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@mikesalguero Delegate :)

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@techstringy @AvantiWestCoast So hit or Miss though! I’ve even started flying to London, cheaper too

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@BrewDog Help! Christmas Advent missing and zero response from support for 4 days now. (740045) #ChristmasEmergency. #NoBeer

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@realBrookNash “I can see your point of view, but…”

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Rob Lee updating on our new exciting partner program, Partner Sphere. #NeAppPartnerAcademy #NetApp

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Great opening of the #netapppartneracademy with our new UK VP Pierro Galluci and partner VP Khristian Kerr #NetApp

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@AvantiWestCoast sat on the 5:13 from Lancaster to London, tried to buy a ticket for the 6:37 Lancaster to London, but your app wouldn’t sell me a ticket, only the 5:13 or 6:58 available? Any ideas why?

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1st flight since lockdown, to Aberdeen. Queues were out of Terminal 3 and to almost the end of the short stay car park. @grantshapps Surely we can do better!! @ManchesterAirp FastTrack! Why charge for it when it obviously isn’t. Same queue as everyone else :(

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@techstringy @KLM Are least yours arrived. Adele had the same problem, except it went missing. Eventually arriving

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@KPSnacks just opened a multi-pack and although the expiry is May 2022, each individual packet says an expiry of 2011! They do taste odd too.

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@AvantiWestCoast Cash only unfortunately. The credit card machine is broken

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Disappointed with @AvantiWestCoast this morning. Was looking to forward to breakfast on the 6:21 Runcorn to London. Water is off and no breakfast alternative offered. Will have to walk to the shop and buy my own. 1st world problem I know!

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@BeerBods Hope you all enjoy the Dark Arts beer tonight. It looks good, but unfortunately I’ve not received my new box in time, for the third time! I think the increase in subscribers is not scaling well. A shame as I’ve been a subscriber for a while now.

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Who I work for is as important to me as ensuring I enjoy what I do! #NetApp make a huge effort to build a culture of inclusivity & diversity & I'm proud that we are in the ''Best Places to Work for LGBTQ+ Equality 2022' https://t.co/2D4w550adl #Diversity #Equality #LGBTQ

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What do you need to deliver #AI outcomes faster and better? Extreme low-latency storage, data cost efficiency, instant cloning of massive data sets at no cost? #NetApp #ONTAP is now #NVIDIA GPUDirect certified. We deliver all the above and way, way more! https://t.co/h23iJfkmj4