Grant McAulay

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@nowayjomo @BBCPhilipSim How's it Nicola's fault? She told them not to travel. So did Sadiq khan. You were never stopping the tartan army going to London. They will always find a way.

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@JDSports I recently ordered a fila gilet from you and Hermes notified me yesterday to say it's delivered. It has not been delivered. Can you please dm me about this please.

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@EE I've tried through chrome on my laptop and through chrome on my huawei p30 but both do the same.

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@EE this is what happens when I confirm my phone is not damaged during the early upgrade process. Website fails to load any further.

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@EE I've been trying to upgrade my phone but there appears to be a problem with the website. Are you still doing upgrades at the mo?

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Champions! I just guided Hibernian to 1st place in The Prem https://t.co/xFb7XIzUGt [Pro App]

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Get in! I just guided Benidorm Utd to play-off glory in Reg Div B https://t.co/xFb7XIzUGt [Pro App]

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Peggy Sue ❤ Disco
#babylovesfringe

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@GavinLaidlaw1 Sup mofo? Are you still in sunny crete?

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

https://t.co/WUIW8XEJIZ

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Who says men can't multitask?! I'm currently fitting a kitchen and looking after the baby! #babysittinglikeaboss #herodad #babyapprentice

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@lucielovecheeks @saz1470 @nicolahrigby music's off its all fine!! Told him to turn that shite aff!!

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

@JKCorden so jealous you've met letterman!! You lucky lucky bastard!!

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Drunken Scotsman playing music on their phone!! #trainupdates #flyingheadbuttshortly @lucielovecheeks @saz1470 @nicolahrigby

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Ugh. There's a fat smelly bastard sitting next to me on the train!! #trainupdates @lucielovecheeks @saz1470 @nicolahrigby

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Lost in translation up your bum

#addupyourbumtoafilmtitle

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Collateral damage up your bum!
#addupyourbumtoafilmtitle

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Lethal weapon up your bum! #addupyourbumtoafilmtitle

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Goldfinger up your bum #addupyourbumtoafilmtitle

[Grant McAulay @grantmcaulay]

Saw up your bum #addupyourbumtoafilmtitle