Joseph Russell

Korean-American Comedian sometimes paid multiple dollars, Cereal Enthusiast, Beachwood Elementary Student Crossing Guard of the Month (March 1986).

[Joseph Russell @grape73]

Incorrect: “For all intensive purposes.”

Correct: “For all in tents, and porpoises.”

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do, once reminded. #MyTwitterAnniversary 🐦
#MyXAnniversary

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@mariabamfoo I’m available at 4pm PST

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@IanKarmel Aye aye captain!

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@anylaurie16 If you are going to be a skiing psychiatrist in Tahoe you’d damn well better be famed!

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@SeanSJordan Today is my birthday! I also got laid off from my job of 12years…so it’s a mixed bag.

[Skyler Schrempp ⚾️ THREE STRIKE SUMMER @SkylerSchrempp]

John Steinbeck is trending so now's as good a time as any to talk about Sanora Babb... 1/11

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@adamraycomedy The audience with more clothes on.

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@chase_roper #BTE

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@Realrclark25 TD celebrations are the best! After the post-TD waddles my wife said, “Aww, that’s adorable, which I never thought I’d say about anything in a football game.” 😂😂

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@BebeNeuwirth Love your work Bebe ❤️. Not so much with David’s: https://t.co/zN0VjubuJD

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@AllieGoertz Finally!!!

[Donnie Wahlberg @DonnieWahlberg]

Trying to decide is this is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time, or in my entire lifetime. Way to go Lucas! #thankful is my favorite @nkotb song too and I’m #thankful for you and this amazing performance. #GoLucas 🤖❤️♾💫💙

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My money is on the Nigerian Bad Dream
#UFCVegas59

[Oregon Women’s Basketball @OregonWBB]

A 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙘 performance.

@sabrina_i20 records the first ever 30-point triple double in WNBA history. 🤯

31 pts
13 reb
10 ast

#ProDucks

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@RegiBrittain What is…a shitshow?

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@RandyRainbow

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@bripruett

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@MattOswaltVA Only ten? Poor guy must have had a stomachs ache

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@mollyelwood Did she come down on her own?

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@seanoconnz Uncle Festered