kait

life’s a roller coaster, and i’m too short to ride

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@AvocadoToastBoi what the fuck are you talking about oh my god

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@themellan @AvocadoToastBoi ME NEXT

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@AvocadoToastBoi I thought it was just me

[kait @grapeonafork]

@AvocadoToastBoi That’s quitter talk

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@themellan @AvocadoToastBoi Boba straw

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@themellan Don’t worry, you’re in good company

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@AvocadoToastBoi They’re truly no different than kiwis

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@AvocadoToastBoi Dont talk to me or my seven fucked up children again

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@AvocadoToastBoi my heart is still pounding from watching that scene oml

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@AvocadoToastBoi @themellan Famous last words

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@AvocadoToastBoi

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@AvocadoToastBoi mmmmm yummy

[kait @grapeonafork]

in the thrilling sequel to this tweet, this exact same thing just happened AGAIN at a different job THREE YEARS LATER I can never escape

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i just started my new job and when introduced to one of the higher ups he said “wait, she’s your new hire? She looks like she’s 10” so it looks like I have to quit now

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@AvocadoToastBoi @DTricky1998

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@AvocadoToastBoi

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@AvocadoToastBoi Tomato Vinaigrette

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@AvocadoToastBoi My dinner tonight was a Zyrtec that I swallowed with shower water. Bone Apple Teeth 👌

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@DTricky1998 THIS GUY CALLS THE HORSE (spider) BIG THREAT