bell curve resident

slowly, then all at once

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

Apples contain a small dose of cyanide and if you eat enough bananas you can get radiation sickness but God was kind enough to give us an unending tolerance for love

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

@BigMeeish I bet that if you did a reg plot on this against per capita income you'd get a non-linear relationship. probably a U-curve. poor countries lie about stats all the time

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

@BigMeeish @Thirdterm2025 At least not anymore

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

For Pride month TPOT discovers Yukio Mishima

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

@PatrickHeizer I actually snorted when I realized he wasn't a hack. It's actually funnier than them being awful

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Wait... Hunter Biden's art is actually good?

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

there's something really poetic about how the profane (nose job to looksmaxx) can aesthetically approximate the divine or sacred. subversive.

[𝑫𝒊𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒂 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒂 @diotimacorina]

why does he look like a weeping virgin mary

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

LOVE IS LOVE

[lian ᯓ★ @lotusforu__]

#jollibeetwt

[lian ᯓ★ @lotusforu__]

#jollibeetwt

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

@PAHoyeck It's a good book, Sir

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

@soloish90 @ThePrimeagen +1 for hobb

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

It’s so good but it makes me nervous

[perrotortuga @p3rr0t0rtug4]

All the other kids with their charlied up kirks

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

From a young age, I have always wanted to be the exit liquidity for shareholders of artificial intelligence companies

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

successful software companies from smaller countries seem to be universally global in scope.

[thorny (ithinkiplaygames.bsky.social) @thinkiamsad]

sorry to put a hateful caricature on your TL but there's something almost profound in a Baudrillardian sense about seeing someone describe an actual photograph as a deluded fiction and a drawing as true reality

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

ever since I started using a MacBook I've felt an emptiness in the relationship I have with my computer usage. my desktop was ensouled and i snuffed out its light (sold for parts)

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

One of Trump's more authoritarian impulses is making his underlyings betray their principles in humiliating and public ways: forcing Kennedy to eat McDonald's, having Kash be the front man on Epstein denialism, directing Gabbard to execute a war on Iran, etc.

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Small penises are aristocratic, high class, high IQ, high caste. People who fetishize big cocks are slaves to their base instincts, incapable of appreciating refined precision and sophisticated manhood. Few understand this.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

twinks have been disappearing in buenos aires .

[bell curve resident @graphsareprty]

Unfortunate sequence

[🦜『cefalorraquídeo』🩻 @ElOxtletlos]

Yo y mi prostitrans tratando de dormir pero me acuerdo de cuanto sufren los artistas IA