Grassophilia

Lawncare Jihadist. Worldwide HOA. Nuerodivergent.

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

@GigaBasedDad False choice. We need a worldwide HOA spanning pole to pole. Backfill the oceans. Level the mountains. All must be manicured and properly mowed. Trees trimmed. Beds mulched. Nothing less will do.

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@nealjclark1 I always envision these retards playing the same lines on a piano banging their index finger against two or three keys and making faces like their accomplishing some insanely difficult task. Boomer Garbage.

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This is a cup of coffee with like a dozen of those little gas station creamer cups dumped in. STOP BEING STUPID. At some point it's not coffee anymore.

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KARMELO ANTHONY IS WHITER THAN HE IS BLACK YOU NUMBSKULLS. I WILL FORCE YOU TO SEE IT.

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@CityBureaucrat Steveavious

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2CB and BAP remain the only source of truth on this site since Hakan entered the ether. These are Afro-Saxons. 15 percent of African Americans have NO AFRICAN ANCESTRY at all. Another 25% are majority European. SOON they will all be named Judy and Dave. WAKEUP BLACK PEOPLE

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

There is some truth in what HotepGoldstein says; but what is also true is that, like members of other purportedly insulated pariah groups that stand against history, a significant plurality, if not a majority, of his DNA comes from white Europeans. And therein lies the aporia of his message and the message of group identity in the modern world in general.

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@CityBureaucrat Can't wait for the day that the hardcore black nationalists from Chester, Pennsylvania require sunscreen to visit Wildwood in September.

[dirt diggoner @dirtdiggoner]

@Grassophile @Kensetsu6 Mowing high is the best homeowner hack for a good lawn. It softens any of your other mistakes like not enough water or too much fertilizer etc

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@buccocapital Northern Lancaster county is completely jettisoned from this map. Who is paying you for this rank and vile propaganda? Has the UTZ CRIMINAL SYNDICATE paid you off? HOW DARE YOU YOU LIE AND LIE AND LIE.

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@buccocapital WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BEST ONE. LIMITED HANGOUT OPERATION. DAMN YOU TO HELLFIRE

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@Kensetsu6 If you're a northerner I'd be happy to impart some knowledge. MOW HIGH 4" MINIMUM

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@Kensetsu6 What kind of specimen is that? Bermuda? That looks extremely southern coded. Where did you get this pic?

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@liokk @husafell_stone "Where are the lyrics that go YEAH UH YEAH and UH HUH YEAH OHHHH YEAH?" You're a fucking HERB. Go back to the Greerhead plantation you scumbag.

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@husafell_stone Easily the most influential proponent of ambient music which is easily the world's greatest artform.

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@AnaKasparian looking worn from her marathon 12 hour Night Owls appearance. She said the word "Israel" over 5000 times.

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Another map where the outline of Lancaster County is clearly visible. Our air is disgusting.

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

USA air quality: 2005 vs 2018

[Grassophilia @Grassophile]

Some real nice looks TURF in Belfast. Good to see such a well maintained public space. Keep Mowing Boys!!

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Massive crowds of masked men are back on the streets tonight

Belfast locals are furious. 🇬🇧

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@CityBureaucrat Makes sense. The yard looks like KARG ISLAND

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@CityBureaucrat Uzbekistan is the new Switzerland

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@Valley_BoyEnt @MCJ843 @X_fightss This is true. The cop should just slash all her tires, throw the keys outside of the car and padlock the doors shut. Let her sit there for 48 hours.

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@mattforney You can tell he's retarded because he originally said "boat" which he then attempted to quickly correct to "ship." It's a vessel. I've seen Project Managers screamed at for referring to a large vessel as a "boat." Totally out of his element.