Grass

2 Corinthians 4:16-18
Just your favorite patch of grass
Not a financial advisor and definitely not your mom.

[Jason Cohen 🇺🇸 @JasonJournoDC]

💥NEW: Jillian Michaels: "The reality is that when you give gay people a MONTH and veterans a DAY, I think you have WILDLY lost sight of your values and your priorities."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This censorship law is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The real goal is to enable the UK government to track everyone.

[Grass @grassycakes]

@smoothmelanin It probably looked like that bc all his arguments HAD to be mad reaching in order to make karmelo look innocent bc there was no argument to support karmelo in the first place.

[Grass @grassycakes]

@Nostre_damus Friday

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Sooooo....The Pentagon just declared Israel an enemy to the US the same week Congress voted to merge our military with theirs.

Am I getting that right?

[Grass @grassycakes]

@LanceKAZ6 Lmao reopen soh? Yeah thats not gonna happen

[Grass @grassycakes]

@Nostre_damus At this point, send me to the moon without the seat belt

[Grass @grassycakes]

@Nostre_damus Ive buckled up like 20 times now. My seat belt is broken

[Grass @grassycakes]

$XLE $WEAT $OBE $CANE the amount of pissed I am at the lies and manipulation is unreal.

[Grass @grassycakes]

$xle $obe all signs pointing to us dropping on iran this weekend But still hesitant on oil going up until actual physical calamities hit bc we could go to war this weekend and then on mon or tues right before market open, news will prob drop a post that we have prevailed lmao

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

If you have to create a shared podium for the boy competing in the girls’ event, you’ve already admitted you know he isn’t a girl and that his participation is unfair.

At that point, you're just seeking a public humiliation ritual for the girls.

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

For the record, I think Lupita Nyong’o is incredibly beautiful. I mean she has a nearly perfect face. The issue is that Helen of Troy was Greek and described as fair and Musk is almost certainly correct that Nolan changed her race to fulfill the new diversity standards the Academy requires.

And we should whine about that. It’s death to art.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!!!

Divers doing a ROUTINE maintenance check at the Converse Reservoir dam in Mobile, AL...

...just found an underwater IED!!!!

Apparently a grenade-type bomb was sitting submerged at the bottom of a dam that holds an entire city's DRINKING WATER.

It took FIVE agencies: the FBI, ALEA, the Sheriff, Mobile PD, and a maritime render-safe team, to pull it out and detonate it.

Someone put a BOMB in our water supply...

WHERE IS THE NATIONAL COVERAGE?!!!

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani getting a multi-billion dollar bailout from the state and then claiming he cut the deficit to $0 is one of the most mind-blowing examples of socialist math ever.

[Grass @grassycakes]

@IlhanMN you next

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

🚨 Arcadia Mayor Eileen Wang in California has been charged with acting as an illegal agent of the People’s Republic of China in the United States.

Mayor Wang admitted to acting as a foreign agent from at least 2020 through 2022 - promoting PRC propaganda in the U.S. and acting at PRC’s direction to promote their interests. She has agreed to resign from office and plead guilty.

@FBI and our federal partners continue to move aggressively to root out this kind of influence in American institutions all over the country.
https://t.co/QBzriKa8rm

[Grass @grassycakes]

Goodbye wang wang

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: California mayor Eileen Wang charged as an illegal Chinese agent; set to plead guilty.

[QE Infinity @StealthQE4]

We are two weeks from oil shortages and demand rationing according to Bloomberg.

Not months…weeks.

Anyone that thinks this oil shortage isn’t a serious immediate crisis is delusional:

[Grass @grassycakes]

IS THIS A JOKE????

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

THE ODYSSEY by Christopher Nolan to have Lupita Nyong’o playing Helen of Troy and Elliot Page playing Achilles.

Source: https://t.co/9TB7hOggky

[Grass @grassycakes]

Great another leverage for Iran. They are winning btw.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: We have obtained further information as Iran considers taking control of 7 undersea internet cables in the Strait of Hormuz.

Details include:

1. Under the new policy, “foreign operators” would be required to obtain permits to use these cables

2. This would include paying fees and following Iranian law

3. All management and maintenance would be handled by Iranian companies

4. The IRGC has previously warned it could target these same cables

These cables are critical for data traffic between Europe, Asia, and the Gulf.

[Grass @grassycakes]

were so fucked

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

NEW: Iran is preparing to assert full sovereign control over the seven undersea internet cables passing through the Strait of Hormuz, with foreign firms required to obtain permits, pay transit fees, and operate under Iranian law, per Fars.

The cables carry 15-20% of global internet and financial data traffic linking Europe, the Gulf, and Asia. Cable management and maintenance would be exclusively assigned to Iranian companies under the proposal.

The IRGC previously warned of cutting the submarine cables passing through Hormuz, which Gulf states depend on for over 90% of their internet, banking, and cloud services. Iran relies on them for less than 40%, with the rest routed overland through Turkey.