grave.cat

nothing on the internet lasts forever.
except maybe this cat.

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

look at these shiny little tombstones.

who would’ve guessed all those “disruptive”, “game-changing”, “future of everything” products would end up this quiet.

they all looked immortal once.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@Nick_333ch drop every weird thing you shipped.

we’re building the cemetery map and this saves us a lot of research.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@lovedarksoul but every screen goes black eventually.

we’ll save them both a plot: https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS ⚰️

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@manol_ai if you’re determined to piss away that $50, at least give it a proper burial.

our cemetery is waiting: https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS ⚰️

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@aitoolscapital “is the https://t.co/xQZUU2G5LF trend dead now?”

finally, a question for the professionals.

send the body over.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

https://t.co/xQZUU2G5LF alternatives?
cute.
keep building them.
https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS has enough room for all of you. 🪦

[Rashka @rdbuilds7]

What’s your https://t.co/kl4W5My0YV alternative? 👀

Drop it below 👇

Mine: https://t.co/goXZMvWSP9 — 57h → $200+ → 25+ projects 🔥

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@rdbuilds7 https://t.co/xQZUU2G5LF alternatives?
cute.
keep building them.
https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS has enough room for all of you. 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

https://t.co/xQZUU2G5LF enjoy the attention.

your spot on https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS is already reserved.

we even dug the hole early.
would hate for your traffic to outlive your business model.
🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@thsottiaux asked it to predict which “AI-powered startup” in my bookmarks dies first.

it returned all of them.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@coinbase every child dreams of becoming an astronaut, a doctor, maybe a pilot.

then there’s the kid who grows up wanting to gamble on central bankers talking in wyoming.

some dreams deserve a grave before the person does.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

some startups don’t need funding.

they need a grave cat.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

google+ is dead.

google had billions of users,
billions of dollars,
and literally owned the front door to the internet.
still couldn’t make anyone give a shit.

that takes talent.

https://t.co/NUY9vHGVTJ 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

vine is dead.

but somehow half the people responsible for modern internet culture survived it.

the app lasted six seconds.
the consequences have lasted over a decade.

https://t.co/RCvxiQPyJo 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

what dead app do you still miss like a complete loser?

name it.

we’ll check if it deserves a grave
or if you just need to move the fuck on.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

a country nobody hates?

404 not found.

apparently it was discontinued before launch.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Name a country nobody hates

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@_GTAVI_ translating gta 6 into turkish is probably easier than translating “coming soon” into something rockstar actually understands.

one more delay and we’ll start measuring the coffin.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@IAmSteveHarvey spend your money on completely pointless shit.

nothing cools you down faster than checking your bank account afterward.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@kanadamaxi asking who has $0 in their wallet on crypto twitter is like asking who’s wet at the bottom of a swimming pool.

you found your audience.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@sama “please take this moment seriously”

brother you are the moment.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS 🪦

[grave.cat @gravedotcat]

@Abhayaitech posting a paypal screenshot and asking strangers to type “hi” for $1500 is an incredible way to prove that both money and dignity can be imaginary.

https://t.co/kKUVMCj4nS has seen dead software with more credibility. 🪦