i feel very obligated to let all the nerds know that there is a free game like geoguesser where you guess the location of origin and time period for art and historical artifacts. really high level:
imagine if the whole “she thinks i’m your pet” thing leads to some lengthy discussion and Ilya def vents about it to the team without thinking how it sounds and they'll never live it down
there's this one mic'd up moment that I cannot get out of my head for the life of me where a player (can't remember who) says to his Swedish teammate that "if you get another goal we'll take you to IKEA after the game" and thats exactly the type of shit Ilya would say