Gray Agenda

Don’t throw stones in a fun house mirror maze. We’re all clowns here.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

what i want for dinner does not exist yet

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

Friend: “Why are you so troubled?”

Me: “It’s the troubles 😔”

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

Lmao who is lighting incense at the @NoahKahan concert in Dallas??

[DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW @binahbortion]

killing myself POSTPONED!!!!!

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

I just realized Reba sounds exactly my therapist…
just something
to think
about…

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

taylor swift told me she thinks public transit should be free and that she really believes in universal basic income

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has loaned her New York apartment to Sophie Turner and her children while she and Joe Jonas sort out their custody arrangements, according to Page Six.

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

happy haa haa haa haaa season to everyone

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

hey we saw you from across the bar. did you see us? can you see us. we are worried we are ghosts

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

Everyone always says
“a watched pot never boils”
but no one ever says
“an UNwatched pot will OVER-boil and go HISSSSSCHHHHAHHCHHHH!!?!!!”

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

nobody:

me as a lawyer: she did it for the plot ur honor

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

I can’t stop saying this like it’s taking up space in my brain

[alex crespo ✨ @byalexcrespo]

guys you’re never gonna believe it but the objectively simple task i’ve been putting off for weeks that’s been filling my heart with pure dread and anxiety during my every waking moment actually took a total of ten minutes to complete

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

My toxic trait is that I think I could slack line first try… seems easy… seams… fake.

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

@MrHunter11 Thank you LL Cool Gray 🙏🏼

[Gray Agenda @graygirl13]

Please, Mr. Drift was my fathers name. You can call me Tokyo.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Smugly telling the person next to me on the flight “I already know the rules” during the safety demonstration and then not breaking eye contact for several seconds after

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

can we get some a.i. to pick plastic out of the ocean or do all the robots need to be screenwriters?