Beware the Jabbertrump, my son!
The lies that bite, the cons that catch.
Beware the Elon bird, and shun
all rightwing balderdash.
(With poetic license, apologies to Lewis Carroll)
Just a reminder that all the people making fun of the "No Kings" protests because they say America hasn't had a king in over 200 years are the same people who 15 years ago called themselves the "Tea Party" and were protesting that Obama was trying to become a king.
It is illegal for individuals to buy life insurance policies on other people without their consent…
…but government officials can place prediction market bets on wars that they can launch to kill millions of people without their consent.
What a ridiculous time to be alive.
"A WH spokeswoman called the protests 'Trump derangement therapy sessions.'"
The people I met at No Kings were sane and well-adjusted. The people suffering from Trump derangement syndrome are those who work for him and slavishly praise and bow to him.
https://t.co/YcGHJ4EauG
The entire right-wing is going to go absolutely ape shit over the assassination of Charlie Kirk. But just remember how none of them gave a shit about a Democratic lawmaker in Minnesota being assassinated just a couple months ago. Trump basically ignored it.
When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.
According to Charlie Kirk's own words, his death was worth it. So, no reason for crocodile's tears. He had made his choice, even though he may not have really expected the consequences.
@RepJeffries Nominate Liz Cheney for Speaker, please. Yes, you can! Imagine the possibilities. With the votes of the Dems, it only takes FIVE Republicans with a conscience to stage a coup. 5 outa 222, those odds are good. The result? Much better than McCarthy. Take a chance! 😎
@ryangrim Should you stumble upon some hundreds of millions, please license Mastodon software and create a better Twitter from scratch with it, including migration of accounts.
@StephenKing I suspect this is the result of Mr. Musks continous sleep deprivation and maybe self-medication, which make his decisions increasingly irrational.
@elonmusk This new rule will make every live tweet about sports, concerts, campaign events etc a violation, you genius! And even links to such reports. You haven't thought about this, huh? 🙄