Gray Goods

Rose are red, the sky is blue,
Twitter is dead and X stinks like poo!

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

Beware the Jabbertrump, my son!
The lies that bite, the cons that catch.
Beware the Elon bird, and shun
all rightwing balderdash.
(With poetic license, apologies to Lewis Carroll)

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@KersevanRoberto @PPchef Huh? Rather looks like you have a mental problem, replying to an over 8 year old tweet, totally out of the blue! NUTS!

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@PPchef True. We all have to do our part in fighting climate change. Higher energy costs aren't convenient, but a necessary part of the efforts.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

This “fake” movement has conducted 3/5 of the largest protests in American history in just the past year.

[President Rufus T. Firefly @Stewey444]

Just a reminder that all the people making fun of the "No Kings" protests because they say America hasn't had a king in over 200 years are the same people who 15 years ago called themselves the "Tea Party" and were protesting that Obama was trying to become a king.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Can we get this video of the #NoKings marches tweeted 1000 times??

Let’s show the world that America says NO to Trump!

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

It is illegal for individuals to buy life insurance policies on other people without their consent…

…but government officials can place prediction market bets on wars that they can launch to kill millions of people without their consent.

What a ridiculous time to be alive.

[Nature Vid @naturevid2]

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"A WH spokeswoman called the protests 'Trump derangement therapy sessions.'"

The people I met at No Kings were sane and well-adjusted. The people suffering from Trump derangement syndrome are those who work for him and slavishly praise and bow to him.

https://t.co/YcGHJ4EauG

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The entire right-wing is going to go absolutely ape shit over the assassination of Charlie Kirk. But just remember how none of them gave a shit about a Democratic lawmaker in Minnesota being assassinated just a couple months ago. Trump basically ignored it.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

remember this

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Charlie Kirk called the Civil Rights Act of 1964 a “huge mistake.”

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

According to Charlie Kirk's own words, his death was worth it. So, no reason for crocodile's tears. He had made his choice, even though he may not have really expected the consequences.

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@davidsirota So damn true. And it gets worse every day. Here in Germany, too. ☹

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@davidsirota Caption: "I have no clue at all what this kiddo's talking about, but it's the "next big thing", so I got on this stage"

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@RepJeffries Nominate Liz Cheney for Speaker, please. Yes, you can! Imagine the possibilities. With the votes of the Dems, it only takes FIVE Republicans with a conscience to stage a coup. 5 outa 222, those odds are good. The result? Much better than McCarthy. Take a chance! 😎

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@ryangrim Should you stumble upon some hundreds of millions, please license Mastodon software and create a better Twitter from scratch with it, including migration of accounts.

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@StephenKing I suspect this is the result of Mr. Musks continous sleep deprivation and maybe self-medication, which make his decisions increasingly irrational.

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@elonmusk This new rule will make every live tweet about sports, concerts, campaign events etc a violation, you genius! And even links to such reports. You haven't thought about this, huh? 🙄

[Gray Goods @graygoods]

@ggadventures Good to read that. I'm glad you're ok. 👋🙂👍