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[morgan @graylmorgan]

aha gotem

[Maima 🍒 @maima_xo]

“When did I ask” Is never not funny. Unless u do it to me then actually grow up

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Why does god give his toughest battles (stomach aches) to his strongest soldiers (me)

[Steve @thahumorguy]

-Are you crying?
Me: No
-Look at me
Me:

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

*opens eyes at 9 am*
me: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

[morgan @graylmorgan]

tell me why i’m the biggest hypochondriac i know and i decided to start a career in the medical field 🙃

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

airdropping this to everyone else waiting in the emergency room

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[future himbo @mcsbsodmg]

If back supposed to be straight why feel good to sit like shrimp

[morgan @graylmorgan]

it’s not real until he puts you down as his emergency contact

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

god gives his hardest tummy aches to his baddest bitches

[Kamikaze Kait @kaitlynsnead]

my ring finger is getting pretty hot, think it’s bout time for it to get iced down.....

[morgan @graylmorgan]

made my cell mate my bitch 🧡

[jordan @jordass_]

Joe really took kill one, fuck one, Marry one a little to seriously

[morgan @graylmorgan]

@myrissag_ SO EXCITING!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>