Gray Randolph

A Bob's Burgers character brought to life by a benevolent witch doctor. Performer, just trying to make people smile or also wreck the status quo.

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

On my list of things to buy when I have money, I have "potato masher" right next to "therapy".

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

I unlocked $20 Rush tickets for #CarolineorChange on Broadway at @roundaboutnyc on @TodayTix! Unlock here: https://t.co/QcwEjTayzP #TodayTixRush

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@EpiChris_ Fashion baby

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

@EpiChris_ Yesssss Chris we both still play this game. Remember when it first came out in our dorm?

[A Ellen Show @EllenShow2go]

i just slapped a small intern hard.

[A Ellen Show @EllenShow2go]

Tomorrow is casualty friday (I kill a staff member)

[A Ellen Show @EllenShow2go]

i have a necklace of teeth from all the interns

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales have existed for at least two years

[. @SuiNeltwork]

for halloween this year we are going to put an actual dead body in the haunted mansion ride. going to smell like shit 🔥

[. @SuiNeltwork]

we just found a guy trapped in the tiki room who has been there since we closed he has become very close with the birds and we can’t remove him

[. @SuiNeltwork]

the world will never be the same after this pandemic. for instance, we will only let one person in at a time

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

@NJLaborDept This is great but it’s BEEN WEEKS and my claim is not sorted out. Is anyone actually answering the phones? What is HAPPENING HERE. There’s not even an option to be put on hold all day- how can we possibly get a human on the line? We’re going broke

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One month and 10 days with no money coming in, and plenty of money going out. NJ DoL, help us with your phone lines. Please, we’re going BROKE. Help us. Get these claims rolling.

@njlabordept @njdolcommish

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@badbeanlena Are they wrong?

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Took some inspiration from @CynthiaEriVo today and ran the Norfolk Harbor Half Marathon before my two show day with the Fiddler on the Roof 1st National!! Let’s get thiiiiiis 💜

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

I entered the Lottery for #PublicWorks #Hercules on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/HsHfOcRl1S

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

@kays23834239 Leaving my apartment when the train leaves in 8 minutes gives me anxiety even though it only takes 6 minutes like what if something happens on the way

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It is literally homophobic when your spell cast is *masterful* and the Confoundable still resists your magic.

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

@kays23834239

[Gray Randolph @GrayRandolph]

I entered the Lottery for #ShakespeareinthePark on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter too: https://t.co/nEcZJwcI2X