gracedanielle

30, (22) flirty, and thriving.

[Morgan @8bitfunk]

i don’t have daddy issues. my father has estranged daughter issues let’s start there

[Aaron Taylor @Tippen22]

Starlink works great until the cats find out that the dish gives off a little heat on cold days.

[trader joseph 🏒🧩🦍 @countingflies]

"who are you kissing at midnight?" my cat's little forehead bro

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

RIP Betty White, the only SNL host I ever saw get a standing ovation at the after party. A party at which she ordered a vodka and a hotdog and stayed til the bitter end.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that

[jenny 🎀 @toukomaruu]

"dont believe social media, no one is posting their failures" speak for yourself. one thing goes wrong in my life and im picking up my phone to tweet it out immediately

[gracedanielle @grcdnll]

@JoshRamsay this hit harder than i could’ve even imagined

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

[Hsoj Yasmar @JoshRamsay]

So excited I can finally announce my solo record!
This is what I did with all my quarantine time

https://t.co/UddHmx7knr

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I hope aliens are real. That’s all.

[halsey @halsey]

If I Can’t Have Love, I Want Power

August 27, 2021

https://t.co/7hcSXcburl

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Once I was in the spa in a hotel in Vegas getting a massage. When I finished I turned over and to my shock Paul Rudd was massaging me. He saw me go in and convinced the masseuse to let him take over, thinking I’d notice immediately. I didn’t, and Paul did the entire rest of it.

[ava 🧝🏻‍♀️ @vampprincess444]

dating a man who isn’t romantic will suck the life out of u

[##_saint ➐ @Slim_jayray]

Them: "Been together 6 years and still going"

Them going:

[MejTheeStallion @itzmej_]

If you need me, I'll be at the pingu museum in japan