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reconciling

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talking about the things i’m stressed about is stressing me out

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@johnnywhitney this is so blood brothers-coded

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remembering over and over again that this is potentially real life

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pretty sure the phrase ‘pov’ made its debut on cornhub, but we, as a society, are not ready for that truth

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My controversial take? We’re not supposed to eat vegetables. Humans are supposed to eat meat and then die young from heart disease. Why else are our bodies unable to break down cellulose

(Not saying that I’m becoming a carnivore or anything)

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i like this guy

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on a mission to find the sluttiest sweater

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✨ ❤️ p a i n ❤️✨

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can’t heal what i can’t feel

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treasured pastime: ranting into the late night air and hoping the void doesn’t scream back

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“the filth of the previous day”

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I think it would be good for me if I ate even one vegetable

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life, man.

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blarg blarg blarg

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i’ve changed my mind. two men. the other one is Joe Bastianich and it’s because i want to please him

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the one man I am terrified of in the whole world is Paul Hollywood

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the fifth teletubby: stinkywinky

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truth be told, I was far more insecure about my weight when I weighed 30 lbs less because at the time, there was this strange dichotomy of “not being slender enough” while simultaneously being infantilized.

anyway, the lesson here is just don’t dish it if you can’t take it lol

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a few months ago, a relative called me heavy to my face. that’s not something to be ashamed about, but it’s still inappropriate.

unfortunately they forgot I’m not a child anymore so I laughed and said “sure, but do you think you’re not?”

and now they have an eating disorder

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V for Vendetta was absolutely terrible

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new pic, who dis