Huge HB to @carrieunderwood today! 🎉 In your honor I made beautiful cupcakes for your BIGGEST fan/my dearest friend @greatdanadane to take to work today. You met her once before & it made her dreams come true so today she celebrated for you!!! We both hope you had a fab day!
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!