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[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 ah so off-peak. Did they charge you or just take the ticket?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 its gotta be done. Feels dirtier, therefore means you aren't a virgin. I'm I right? 🤚🤚🤚

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 what ticket did you buy? Where are you going to and from? How much was the ticket? What's 954 x 846 % 7

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 but why did they say it wasn't valid?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 educated guess here, but I'm fairly certain it wasn't valid. Why was it taken? What did they say?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 I think they took it because you retweeted your own tweet. That's like paying your hand for sex after some "alone time" 🤤✊️

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@LordPatLewis And tell that kid standing up to get a hair cut.
In my day I'd have been beaten with a mop like that. #onedirection twats

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@LordPatLewis know what school they are from?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@LordPatLewis Put your big boy pants on and kick them out.

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@maxlf079 Just you!

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@gammoref @Westers1401 Coming 2017

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 you'll be at Huntingdon in 16
Mins. Get home and have a big brandy to warm up :)

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 it home soon. Actually feel bad for ya in such a cold night. 😳

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 network. Congestion builds up, even heading out of London (Hitchin). Not sure of what the emergency is tho. Just hope you make.

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 despite being a spoof account (😁) I'm actually feeling for you, so...... Emergency at Kings X, causing delays and congestion on

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 clarify, was it the 19.10, due to arrive at 20.01?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 what time did you leave KIngs Cross and where are you going?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Westers1401 hi PJW. Are you home?

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Primis82 what? I want my fiver back!! 😡😡😡

[Great Northern Rail @greatnorthail]

@Primis82 Pretty sure that's Ronald McDonald