Pingu Lella

“in the pursuit of great, we failed to do good.” - Viktor

[Pingu Lella @grebnesorbocaj]

literally have no idea what i'm doing

[burgaism: the strategy of hypertension @C_hoffmanni]

Courage trying to explain that he was just chased by horrors beyond human comprehension to Eustace & Muriel

[yuli @KohMa1995]

Just telling delusional people i like the way you think instead of trying to argue w them

[Ilya Abyzov @IlyaAbyzov]

Duo changes everything.

[Mihai @presentlyMihai]

This is unironically how the economy works since the 2000s.

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Counter-thesis: One hour of Peter Thiel 'Uhhh-Core'

[Shini @Shinimon14]

Depois de 15 anos jogando lol e pensando como era pessimo jogar todos os jogos com 9 imbecis na partida, finalmente entendi que na verdade são 10

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

It’s not just Nick, Stavros could also riff with Mathew Perry and Jennifer Anniston

[🏆LOCO CHAMP 2028😎 @PoirierGaethje]

the triangle is complete

[jay | jean smart shady facts @club_yeoh]

trump after all these assassination attempts

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

my abusive ex’s response to me being sad about him cheating

[Beaver 🦁 @beaverd]

sent this to her and said "us"

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

greatest tweet of all time

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is art

[trin @lovelltrin]

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Met with a financial advisor today

My wife set it up

She wants "a professional opinion" on our retirement

Nice office

Glass desk

Diploma on the wall from a school I've never heard of

The advisor was 23

Maybe 24

He had a pullover vest and a rehearsed handshake

He handed me a pitch book

It had someone else's name on it

I chose not to mention that

He said "based on your risk profile I'd recommend a 60/40 portfolio"

I said "what's the fee?"

He said "1% annually"

I ran the compound drag over 25 years in my head

Said the number out loud

Then I said it again slower

His smile went away

I said "what's the tax strategy?"

He said "we review that annually"

I said "what's the Roth conversion ladder? The asset location framework? The blended expense ratio on the underlying funds? Why wouldn't I just buy VOO for free and do this from my phone?"

He opened his mouth

Closed it

Excused himself

Came back with his boss

Same vest

Bigger watch

The boss said "I hear you have some concerns"

I said "not concerns. Questions. Your 23-year-old couldn't answer them. That's my concern."

My wife kicked me under the table

I kept going

The boss said "the value is in the relationship"

I said "that's what my therapist says too. She charges $250 an hour. You're charging more and doing less."

The boss looked at my wife

My wife looked at the ceiling

I've now been to a therapist, a realtor, a car dealership, and a financial advisor this month

My wife has walked out of every single one

I asked her in the car what she thinks the common denominator is

She said "you"

I said "interesting. Not sure how to model that."

Plz fix. Thx.

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