Grooby Crupshup

boy oh boy do I have opinions

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

Of course I'll like my own tweets. I made them didn't i?!

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

How I'm gonna DEMAND apple let's me unlock my iPhone bc now I know we have the technology

[worms cited @christapeterso]

In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole

https://t.co/JKSuLk4lD7

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

The Beast Giant Fist Shaped Drink Kooler - $15.99
Giving the world's best handjob - Priceless

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

My dog won't stop doing Borat impressions

[Time For OU @TimeForOhio]

Wow! Thanks, @DavidHenrie for supporting our student campaign, definitely 100% unprompted and without any monetary compensation!

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

@TaylorLessThan3 Right here! https://t.co/9nBP3dHkYz

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

I think a lot about how IT would have manifested to me as a kid and today I finally found my answer.

[a guy @apiecebyguy]

What is he training for...?

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

@that_one_ginge I do! We were watching some gordon Ramsey show and he said it and we both were like "what bullshit!"

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

Found your mom's incense burner.

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

@_BTdubs @clancythomas_ @anthonyelio7 SOS! Who's going to get me out of the spin zone? Been here too long! Still spinnin' and haven't stopped!

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

I'm new to NYC and idk but how's this for a commute? Maybe they will let me work remotely???

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

Been thinking a lot about how the grinch is just a heist movie. Excited to find ocean's 11 and grinch cross over fan fics. Plz submit.

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

Is she from new york city or does she just wearing 4 layers instead of a coat?

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

I thrive off of positive interactions with strangers. Every baby that waves at me I get stronger. I hold the door open for someone and level up.

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

I'm having a BLAST apartment hunting in NYC. It marries the 2 things I love the most. Meeting new people and getting to look in a stranger's home.

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

The evolution of a horse boy

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

I tweeted this right after I shit myself

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

If I can't trust a fart, who can I trust?

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

Me and my moles looking at eachother trying to decide who is going to kill the other first

[Grooby Crupshup @greeceshup]

I dont understand how people can walk around in flip flops from old navy like love yourself. Get some support. Splurge on the dr.scholls.