Carl Stern

OMFG Twitter is stupid!

[Carl Stern @green47336]

@elonmusk @DOGE I would like the federal income tax, a temporary tax to pay for World War II, to be stopped.
Then you can see how efficient that place gets

[Carl Stern @green47336]

@JayMewes Merry Christmas

[Carl Stern @green47336]

@JayMewes @officialDannyT @ThatKevinSmith Way to go!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

For the one & only James Earl Jones: 🎂
A GIANT on both stage & screen!
Wishing you all the best on your special day.
Proud to be able to call you #DadVader.
With love & deep appreciation, Mar🐫

[Carl Stern @green47336]

@JayMewes @The_SecretStash @ThatKevinSmith Love it 😎

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Now I have finally met my "mother", thanks to the @goldenglobes.

[Carl Stern @green47336]

@JayMewes Just saying, watching “
Clerks II and loving it!!!!!

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

🚨 Here are the new reports from the car explosion are reporting.

° It was traveling at a high rate of speed.
° It was avoiding hitting other cars.
° It was headed from the US to Canada.
° The car caught fire after hitting the border security building.
° The car had no secondary explosive device.
° Two in the car are dead.
° One border agent injured.
° Fox News was wrong the car didn't explode from a bomb.
° The car wasn't filled with explosive devices.

Unconfirmed.
° Act of terrorism
° Second vehicle involved.

This is why we don't jump to conclusions. We should wait for eyewitness statements and authorities. Many Twitter News accounts owe me an apology like Tracker Deep. 🚨

[Carl Stern @green47336]

@JayMewes You’re a lucky man Jay. Peace be with you

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

Happy 31st Anniversary to my beloved, @StephanieCozart!
31 years wed, 35 years together.
In truth, my longest sustained relationship before we started dating lasted one year. This woman taught me what love looks like.

[Carl Stern @green47336]

Artificial intelligence = monkey butler

[Carl Stern @green47336]

.So, AI= Asimov’s Laws?

[Carl Stern @green47336]

Twitter is Padan Fain! 🤣🤣🤣

[Carl Stern @green47336]

New Twitter CEO Asked To Watch ‘The Matrix’ As Part Of Onboarding Process https://t.co/GLOeXS5mWF via @theonion

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Starlink started providing high-speed, low-latency internet to passengers during flights on the first @flyjsx jet this week!

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

If railroad work is so important that the United States Congress can vote to prevent a strike, then railroad WORKERS should be important enough to have 7 days of paid sick leave.

[Lauren Kaori Gurley @LaurenKGurley]

BREAKING: The Senate voted down a deal, 52-43 that would have granted rail workers 7 paid sick days.

This was the crux of the rail strike standoff. Railroad workers in the U.S. do not receive a single paid sick day.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

No Joe, you’re supposed to help the railroad workers… you got it backwards. A handful of sick days c’mon! Workers of the world unite!