BREAKING: Biden’s Education Department sends DeSantis a letter notifying him that he doesn’t have the authority to block schools from issuing mask mandates by withholding their funding, & threatens to send the affected schools federal money. RT IF YOU SUPPORT BIDEN OVER DESANTIS!
BREAKING NEWS: Florida toddler picks up a loaded handgun and shoots his 21-year-old mother dead as she was in the middle of a zoom call for work. Stories like this don’t affect Republican politicians because the NRA bankrolls their campaigns with blood money.
BREAKING NEWS: Former prosecutor who led successful prosecution of Trump University reveals that the “indictment is ready” against Matt Gaetz — and he will be charged by the feds with child sex-trafficking “in the next few weeks.” RT IF YOU THINK @mattgaetz SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Governor Ron Santis is slapped with a MASSIVE lawsuit over his ban on mask mandates by parents of schoolchildren across the state, who argue that his deadly school environment is 100% unconstitutional. RT if you stand with the parents against DeathSantis!
Coming out of the Great Depression my teenage Grandpa was under weight when the war effort began. He ate bananas all day so he could tip the scale to enlist in the NAVY. After WW2 he went to Harvard then joined the NSA where he spent the rest of his career. You can’t wear a mask?
Hey folks- Trump-backed Rodney Davis currently sits at 26.9k followers- and we’re at 23k. Can you help us reach 27k tonight to show Davis and the GOP that we’re ready for a #Blue22?
I was pulled over for driving a nice car, again.
Cop: is this your car?
Me: yes
Cop: what do you do?
Me: why?
Cop: we've had a few car thefts lately
Me: what about my car said stolen? the Purple Heart license plate?
Cop: do you mind if I search the vehicle?
Continued...
I intubate people suffering with Covid. They tell me they are afraid. They beg me to not let them die. They cry and so do I. Every. Single. Time.
Please get vaccinated. I'm so tired.
To all the unvaccinated whiners screaming that the CDC is recommending even vaccinated people mask up again: They’re asking us to save YOU. This is for YOU, not us. We’ll be fine. It’s YOU we are all being asked to help. Get it?
Repubs: 47 per cent say they won’t get vaccinated.
Dems: 6 per cent day they won’t get vaccinated.
Does this need an editorial comment about goony-birds with their heads in the sand?
I think not.