garrettgreen

♌ alaska born

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Mike Tyson once offered a zookeeper $10,000 to open the gate so he could go in the pen and fight the gorilla who has bullying the other primates.
Tyson's offer was turned down.🚫💰🦍

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

Bruins… 😩🤬😭

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

These sick bastards are evil. WTF happened to “reasonable” or “moderate” democrats?

Washington passes bill allowing the state to TAKE CHILDREN AWAY FROM PARENTS that do not consent to their child's gender transition surgeries...

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

@D_Alston907 👏🏼🫡

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

Happy 29th Birthday Andrew Courtnage; love & miss you bro!

[Leon Lush @LeonLush]

wtf is this I’m obsessed

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Imagine if the government and media hyped up the obesity pandemic the same way they hyped up the rona and monkeypox.

We'd actually have a healthy population.

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

stoked I got to do a shoot while I was home for my best friend’s sisters brand; especially since my brother @traviskalani did the art work for these pieces.

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

ppl keep having late night pool parties right outside my apartment being very loud. Unless I get invited soon I might have to snitch.

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

you ever see someone that likes your hinge profile and just feel insulted.

[CodyBank$ @CodyCodeine_]

Cody Bank$ - Throw it Up ft. Tradgety by FlowloungexCody on #SoundCloud https://t.co/rykwsH1zw4

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

@CodyCodeine_ 🔥

[Skatey @SkateyP]

I went full X Games mode off the stage after my performance last night at @WilliwawSocial , First Try!! shout out @travisxthompson we did that 🥶

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

wow, so offensive

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Apparently the joke Dave Chappelle said that is causing people to fall on their fainting couches is him saying he was attacked with a gun that identified as a knife.

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

I still can’t swim.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

if you had the power of macklemore and could make everyone in the entire world know two completely inane facts about you, what would they be? personally, i would like you all to be aware that my favorite coffee creamer is hazelnut and that i do not know how to juggle

[garrettgreen @green_garrett]

Swayman with a playoff win, crazy

[𝒜.𝒲 🇵🇸 @AWV23]

Idc what anyone says bruh Logan Paul was too clean with it bro really showed out