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gluten-rich tweets

[green @greenbeak5]

cat noodle soup

[green @greenbeak5]

this is how I learned you can set a background image in iMessage group chats

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2026 has got to be the worst one yet and it’s not even close🤘

[green @greenbeak5]

@Yuki_XK repo in full semibot cosplay

[green @greenbeak5]

teaching scoop new tricks like sit and attack

[♡ Mazio @Maziodyne_]

Being told this changed my life

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recent critter moments ft. scoop and bonge

[green @greenbeak5]

have u ever benched with ur life on the line

[green @greenbeak5]

tongs to your head name a cooking utensil

[swinky @swinkying]

gun to your head what’s your favourite colour

[green @greenbeak5]

sometimes it feels like i’ve spent my entire life preparing to audition for the role of lil jon in Yeah! The Musical just to be cast as the guy who yells “yeah” the entire time then i realiz

[green @greenbeak5]

damn so we all got a friend like this

[Math Files @Math_files]

Teaching my friend binary

[green @greenbeak5]

validating ahhh bench

[green @greenbeak5]

@kibawastaken Scoop + Pixie w/ Maizie behind her

[Banana Farm 🍌 @BananaFarmBTD]

“8 likes isn’t a lot” imagine playing 8 rounds of half cash

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*inspecting my green* yuuuuuup green 👍

[green @greenbeak5]

white ppl be like “you know i keep that thang on me” and the thang in question is 6 frisbees (not pictured: 2 more frisbees in emergency rations bag)

[green @greenbeak5]

excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about my new favorite hobby (I’ve played 4 times)

[green @greenbeak5]

anyone can have ball knowledge if they are dedicated and very careful

[green @greenbeak5]

making it out of munchkin country with this one (emerald city soon)

[green @greenbeak5]

you wanna filet o fish (mcdonalds) while i wanna flay a fish (im playing thresh into fizz) we are not the same