thegreenbean

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[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“Don’t worry, he’s not fat…his house just caught on fire”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“There’s no babybel in Baghdad”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“STOP going to saudi arabia”

“I CANT!!”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“6 7 is not in the Bible”

“Yes it is…Corinthians 6:7”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“I kinda want to join the Marines but just for like…the brotherhood”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“This feels a lot like when I learned that it wasn’t ‘toilet trees’”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

*wakes up* “what time is it?”

“7:08”

“HELL YEA”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“She is so beautiful…and he seems really nice”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“Men were coming up to her left and right”

“22 year old boys were asking for my insta, let’s not get carried away”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“you interested in a gummy vitamin?”

“oh HELL yea! then we’ll get naked and watch love on the spectrum”

“SPRANG BREAKKKK!!!”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“I’ll have the ghetto sandwich”

“And I’ll have the ‘Give Thanks’ Nachos”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“Why is he looking for ants there?”

“Idk but I feel like he knows what he’s doing”

“So true. What do I knows im not an anteater”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“do you think he’s been winking at other girls tonight?”

“if he’s looking for a black eye he has”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“I just wanna rest my weary head and not get shot”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“Your punani is like a convection oven, it cleans itself”

“Well mine is broken. I need to call an electrician to fix that sh*t”

[thegreenbean @greenbeanswords]

“five months my left dick!”