Emily on the Internet

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

Saturday morning happy thoughts: there's a lot of things I could have done better or differently at this point in my life, but right now I've got a warm little apartment that perpetually smells like coffee and incense and I'm doing alright.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@_Tamakid Do you happen to have any shrimp friends up for sale currently? I have a friend who is going through some hard stuff and shrimps are an inside joke with us. She could really use a shrimp friend. 🥹

[Neph Says READ ANIMORPHS @NephMadeYouLook]

Posting these.

For reasons.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@AceTheBooksmith @QureshiAjer @ankharel Someone who identifies as a woman would understand the joke. 😘

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@QureshiAjer @ankharel You definitely didn't understand the joke, but thanks for trying to mansplain it anyway.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@kris__mae I keep saying this to people, but for some reason they're really determined to stay big mad about it. 40,000+ events in 2019.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@andychiang_ Congrats! How long were you waiting in the queue?

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@cruzer2727 Curious how long the folks who answered "yes" were in the queue? What time did y'all get online for this? I'm going on 40 minutes with the standby page.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

Hey peeps who have actually gotten tickets, how long were you waiting in the queue? #whenwewereyoung

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@eef_nestor I feel like the question should be "who's going to stop me from having a lightsaber duel in public?"

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@JoeBiden Sir, in order for you to do your upcoming job effectively, we need you to understand that America has been like this the entire goddamn time.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

this is fae propaganda if I ever saw it

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

iced creams 😎🍦

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@ebongawk Sometimes I don't open Twitter for a while and then I do and boom. Horny on main for Daddy Driver.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

#MementoMori #iWasHere

[Dread Singles @hottestsingles]

270 blaze it

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@hottestsingles Barbecue sauce on my titties?

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Live by the beyblade die by the beyblade

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@SarahEMC2 I know what you mean, am from Nebraska, but can confirm no one would say this in our local dialect. I am pretty sure I acquired my understanding of the phrase from either a book or movie at some time.

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@Confident_Fairy @VoiceOfOBrien

[Emily on the Internet @greenchilegob]

@VoiceOfOBrien