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[!!! @loonyroon]

Mexico fan going thru security in Russia.....wait for it 😂

[Evan Hatter  @ehatt493]

C-SPAN2 was taking the mixer feed from Doug Jones victory speech and so when he finished, the only audio on C-SPAN2 was 30 solid seconds of “Teach Me How To Dougie.”

[The Hot Take Kid @iHateJJRedick]

So @TMZ has a video of Kate Upton riding a horse topless but won't release it? I'm officially organizing an angry mob. We ride at dusk.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

Thanks Southland Hardware for helping cut my seat tube down to size. Learned that when cutting aluminum on a lathe, it will bulge, so file.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

they're getting freaky in the harris county jail. It's just like in the pornos : http://t.co/hHiYym81

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

Jesus saves and only takes half damage with a fifty percent cool down rebuff.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

So the job numbers came out today and the DJI closes at a 5 year high. Sounds like a win-win to me. Equity is not dead.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

I just sneezed so hard, I got a cramp in my groin.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

Tomorrow never comes before it's too late. http://t.co/RGH80ewW

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

The Catholics got it right. Fish on Fridays. Deep fried fishy fish.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

I'm at Red Lion Pub (Houston, TX) http://t.co/g80tLTCp

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

Just renewed my membership with @rockettheme ... Worth every penny, but oh how the time flies.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

If my name was Ralph and i was a Leo, my brand would be Ralph Rauren.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

Spider man pinballin.. or just plain ballin... (@ Poison Girl) http://t.co/yLnXIDkj

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

Stuck in a No Reservations marathon on Hulu. Off to PG to break the cycle. Thankfully the food truck leaves at 1am. Fungry after Food Porn.

[greenkoi @greenkoi]

I wonder if people who live in places where the food is really spicy, like Thailand, feed their dogs table scraps...