Jessica Rice

Stage Manager. Cat lady. Craft enjoyer. She/her

[No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) @CheapPanini]

What I do have are a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

[Cheddar Gorgeous @CheddarGorgeous]

In the 2021 census 0.2% identified as trans, and 0.1% in Non binary ways. If watching rich powerful people bully minorities isn't enough to irk you, you should be angry that policies that only impact 0.3% of the population, are being touted as this governments priorities.

[Jessica Rice @greenspangles]

@fitbit Dreadful update. Definitely considering other brands now. Old app was easy to navigate and customise based on individual user needs. Now it's harder to find my data, and I don't understand in what universe that's an upgrade, especially in an app who's job is....showing data.

[nancy dellisola @nancydellisola]

@fitbit The new app is awful. No battery level, hard to find WTD calorie burn. have to go to another screen to compare it to last weeks. Only shows your latest workout, not multiple workouts on a day. Bring back the old app. This one is too hard to use. It’s Just awful.

[Ella @ellaisrlyonline]

This article can be summarised as: BBC journalist lies about experiencing ADHD symptoms, has two people fill out friend & family forms to back up fake symptoms, and then is shocked to find he gets diagnosed with ADHD? Hope this was worth your journalism degree mate

[Ed @ted_pen]

enjoy your abba reunion. i hope it makes you very happy.

[Lucy James @lucyjamesgames]

Congrats to Hannah Waddingham for winning #Eurovision2023

[ketnipz @Ketnipz]

An unforgivable sin

[Jack Murley @jack_murley]

Please sign my https://t.co/dPz4Urjdp1 petition to have this screenshot of Mel Giedroyc churning butter replace King Charles on all future British postage stamps.

#Eurovision2023

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

GERMANY WAS ROBBED

[Bethany 💜♠️🏴‍☠️🍊 @castalianspring]

All I can say about the jury votes so far is...#Eurovision

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

DOWN WITH JURIES #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

For anyone outside of the UK wondering who that is on drums for Sam Ryder, that is Captain Birdseye one of our most decorated naval officers. #Eurovision

[The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967]

Roger Taylor and Sam Ryder look like they're watching a huge Cylon fleet approaching the Battlestar Galactica.

[Smashleigh @Glitter_brawl]

Oh no, it’s us, we’re the middling generic pop act in the Coast dress

[Joe @wittyusername_6]

“Have you been injured in an accident at the workplace?” #Eurovision2023

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

will also use the break as an opportunity to post

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognize the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

[Ellen @ellenfromnowon]

"sure what do I know, I'm just an aging homosexual in a commentary booth" I will always love Graham Norton #Eurovision2023