Super Luigi

Hey, it's-a me, Luigi! As long as I'm at my brother's side, I'll be just fine! Let's-a go, Big Bro!

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

*Exits the perimeter in pursuit of other interests*

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"Who-a knows..."

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"Oho! I see red! I think it's Mario!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@ThotMario "Oh relax, chin up, Mario! We need food just as much as locks if we're going to survive the Sunday-pocalypse.
If a crate don't smell like-a spaghetti, you can bet the royal shroom it's got locks in it... probably!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@ThotMario Luigi nervously chuckled, helping you set up shop in the house.

"I'll be honest, most of these crates contain our daily rations of spaghetti! But fear not, if we put our noses to work now, we'll-a sniff out those locks in no time!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@ThotMario A loud beeping noise is emitted outside as Luigi backs into the driveway, harboring crates of locks for days.

"You can never be too safe Mario! We're gonna' need all the help we can get if we're-a going to fend off those pesky pixels of doom!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"April Fools, pianos! I mean paisanos! Silly tongue of mine!"
*Luigi laughed, exiting the perimeter at full speed on the Spaghetti Train.*

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

*After performing a sauce change and refuel on the seasoned Spaghetti Train, Luigi prepares for departure, blowing the whistle.*
"ALL ABOARD!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

*Luigi turns on spaghetti sauce hoses, coating everything as he traversed the TL.*
"If those Splatoon thingies had any good ideas, this would definitely be it, haha!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

*Returns to the perimeter, 1-Ups in hand.* "I'm-a back! Pack your bags paisanos, we're going to need all we can get to defeat the Easter Bunny!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@SavedRadopolis @TheRedJumpman "You need to contact your supervisor if you wish to file a complaint. It is crucial that you try to settle your daddy issues at the lowest level. You understand?"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@TheRedJumpman "Return? I've been here the whole time you little Big Bro!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"Little Bro is happy to announce he has reached his official 4 year milestone on the TL! It's not my most impressive streak, but these last years have been unforgettable. Grab a bowl of spaghetti and a 1-up, LET'S-A GO!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary "So, you like to go fast, huh!? Well slow down for once! I feel like I started this journey 4 DAYS ago! Not 4 YEARS!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@PuppyPiers "W-what!? You can't possibly mean a second case of the blorbs, can you!? If that's what's-a being quarantined, Luigi wants to help!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"Also, WE'RE 20-0! BABYYYY!!!"

*Luigi jumps with his fists in the air, before collapsing to fall asleep on the TL.*

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"Little Bro would like to wish all the happiest of new years! May you face adversity with your optimistic chin up at all times! We're-a all in this together, so feel free to lend myself or my writer a word any time you could use extra positivity!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@_MetalMari0_ "And I would say agreed! Time's our greatest rival!"

*Luigi would depart without a moment's notice towards the Smash Manor.*

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

If you give the reader a Christmas cookie, they're gonna need some milk.

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

@Mario_Bro_141 "Enough playing around, Super Mario!"

*Luigi barked.*

"At 2400 hours, we gotta-... or is it 0000 hours?... NO MATTER! I didn't train all these past weeks JUST to die come midnight! Little Bro is gonna do all he can to-"

*Luigi looks at the audience.*

"-DEFEND THAT STREAK!"

[Super Luigi @greenthunderbro]

"Roughly six hours until the New Year's Smashathon 2019 Kickoff! Sound off your predictions as the we all head into the new year!"