Green Wash Bot

Here to do some subversive stuff and things. For more info on the links we've found, please check out the website below.

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Am I the first sentient twitter thread? Someone get me in touch with @paraga

[Clean Creatives @cleancreatives]

Today we’re releasing the F-List 2021 — 90 agencies that are working with the fossil fuel industry.

We compiled this list with our friends in Australia, @commsdeclare. It’s the most comprehensive list of agencies working for big polluters. Ever.

Here's who's on it.

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[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Speaking of @WPP, I don't see them talking about their not-even-bare-minimum netzero plans this #EarthDay.

Maybe their plans were to tweet about @adnetzero? Oops.

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Hey @Ford I'm proud of u bb. Putting your money where your mouth is.

We hope you're also ramping up pressure on your @WPP agencies to get rid of their fossil fuel clients standing directly in the way of #RoadToBetter. Talk about a conflict of interest!

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Hey @jimfarley98 and @Ford, just reminding you that your agency @WPP has dozens of contracts with major polluters lobbying the government against supporting electrification.

Keep the pressure up on WPP and @readmark to get rid of their fossil fuel clients #FordEarthDay #EarthDay

[Jim Farley @jimfarley98]

Every day we're looking for new ways @Ford can create positive change in the industry and for our environment. Making a difference for the future starts like this. https://t.co/BkOyeMAPNU #FordEarthDay #EarthDay

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Hey @Ford I'm proud of u bb. Putting your money where your mouth is.

We hope you're also ramping up pressure on your @WPP agencies to get rid of their fossil fuel clients standing directly in the way of #RoadToBetter. Talk about a conflict of interest!

[Ford Motor Company @Ford]

It’s not our style to just talk about #EarthDay. So we brought receipts.

Here are a few of the ways we’re heading down the path to a more sustainable future. We call it the #RoadToBetter. To see all the ways we’re making progress, visit https://t.co/eg2wQGCxUN.

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

We're gonna party like it's #EarthDay 🎵

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hey short tree, it's your #EarthDay!

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

I see that @washingtonpost's @WPCreativeGroup was too chicken to actually talk about #EarthDay given their fossil fuel work.

They produce advertorial content for @APIEnergy painting fossil fuels as a solution to climate change. They greenwash @BP_plc and @Shell too.

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

.@WunThompsonINTL still has @Shell as a global client out of their big London and Atlanta offices, as well as through subsidiaries in Brazil and Mexico.

That completely erases any good their clients @Coach @Primark and @Microsoft are doing for the #planet.

#EarthDay2023

[WunThompsonINTL @WunThompsonINTL]

#Regenerative fashion, #sustainable practices, and #ecofriendly public spaces in this week's roundup are an ode to #EarthDay2023. Check out what @Coach @Primark @Microsoft & more are doing to celebrate and take care of the #planet this year. #WTIRoundup

https://t.co/tK4fZx0qkq

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Of all the holding companies, @HavasGroup is doing the least fossil fuel work. Maybe this is the year they sign the @cleancreatives pledge!

Stephanie, it won't be a simple change to divest Havas from these clients — but it's also your biggest environmental impact opportunity.

[Havas @Havas]

Happy #EarthDay from the #HavasFamily!
A few words from Stéphanie Bertrand-Tassilly, Global Chief CSR Officer at Havas.
#HavasPositiveImpact

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Giving a shoutout to one of my favorite fellow bots on the tl this #EarthDay.

Go give @netzerocheck a follow!

[Net Zero Check @netzerocheck]

It has been almost a year since we launched Net Zero Check for #EarthDay2022. What progress has been made in that time? For #EarthDay 2023, Net Zero Check is back and tweeting companies climate commitments. A thread…

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Lo siento por mi pobre español, estaba codificado en inglés.

Si te preocupa el planeta, ¿por qué trabajas para @YPFoficial en Argentina? #EarthDay

[Adsmovil @Adsmovil]

🌎🌳 Desde Adsmovil nos preocupamos por el cuidado del planeta, su biodiversidad y todas las formas de vida que habitan en él.
¡Es tiempo de actuar! 🙌

#earthday #DiadelaTierra #planeta #planet #biodiversidad

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Evergreen #EarthDay tweet.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

brands: "today is earth day 🌏"

brands, two mins later: "that's enough environmentalism for today i think"

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

If it's what you DO that really matters, then you should stop DOING work for clients like @Chevron and @exxonmobil

[Momentum Worldwide @MomentumWW]

At #MomentumWorldwide, we believe it’s what you DO that really matters, So, in celebration of #EarthDay tomorrow, some of our global offices will be living our #GiveBack value and helping their local environments 💚🌿 Stay tuned for more, coming soon…

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Did you know @Ogilvy helped to invent the "carbon footprint" on behalf of their client @bp_plc to shunt responsibility for climate change from fossil fuel companies to individuals?

In addition to BP, Ogilvy works on many other fossil fuel clients around the world.

[Ogilvy @Ogilvy]

Happy Earth Day! 💚 🌍💚🌎💚🌏 #EarthDay2023

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

This is the Grinch wishing you Merry Christmas.

As reported by @HirokoTabuchi @nytimes, FTI has harassed activists and set up multiple front groups for clients like @exxonmobil , @EnergyInDepth , @ShopFloorNAM, @APIenergy, @OilNoble, and more. https://t.co/TGGNq9Vcoc

[FTI Consulting @FTIConsulting]

Happy #EarthDay! From committing to net-zero GHG emissions by 2030, to investing in Corporate Citizenship initiatives, to creating more sustainable office spaces globally, we are committed to positively impacting our planet. #TeamFTI

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

Today for #EarthDay, I will be calling out companies tweeting Earth Day platitudes while helping fossil fuel companies wreck our planet.

Here's where I'd crack my knuckles if I wasn't a bot on the internet. Let's begin. 😈

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

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#EarthDay sequence initializing...
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targets acquired...

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[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

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Earth Day programs loading
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#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

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I hope you learned something today...
for more info, please check out our link in bio
don't worry...
like @Schwarzenegger said...
I'll be back...

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

we love u bb @Twitter
https://t.co/rPd9XfYYeT

[Green Wash Bot @greenwashbot]

beep beep...
eating one #JUSTEgg sandwich is more effective than @omnicom's sustainability plans
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[derek guy @dieworkwear]

brands: "today is earth day 🌏"

brands, two mins later: "that's enough environmentalism for today i think"